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10000rpmlover 10-31-2008 05:00 AM

financial advice from 10000rpm
 
Great advice in these troubling financial times.

If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have
$42 left.:thumbdown:
With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left.
With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left.:thumbdown:

But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have had $214.:twisted::thumbup:
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg!:mrgreen:

zeus_2011 10-31-2008 10:29 AM

Been doing that for years now, still broke!!!!! :laugh:

freddiefish 10-31-2008 12:25 PM

lol !!!

f430monzalover 10-31-2008 12:31 PM

That was great.

hymera003 10-31-2008 12:46 PM

Your doing it wrong:-P

79TA 11-06-2008 06:48 PM

LOL, nice. I didn't realize you could get so much for aluminum. I use either the 5 cent per can machines at the grocery stores or else the local recycling center that just weighs stuff (and usually pays less per can.)

Mattk 11-06-2008 11:22 PM

I read about an English couple who wanted to buy first class transantlantic tickets for their honeymoon and spent their free time recycling cans to earn frequent flyer points.


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