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Marry Our Daughter - WTF!!?!11?!1

trying to buy a girlfriend, nth? :lol:

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Nth, out of curiosity which car have you taken to 187.0 mph GPS verified and where?

Not everybody reads everything posted.... so what if I made it tiny :P

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Originally Posted by harryo2b

Nth, out of curiosity which car have you taken to 187.0 mph GPS verified and where?

602 RWHP Ford GT.... its so stupidly easy to go that fast in that car.... you can remove your hands from the wheel, and it tracks straight and true...

where? uhhhhh..... on an airfield :wink:

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Originally Posted by dutchmasterflex

trying to buy a girlfriend, nth? :lol:

Ferrari or gf interesting choice.
:lol: :lol:

Damn some of those girls are a bargain! I'd be pissed if my parents put me on that site at $5,000. (Well I'd be pissed if my parents put me on that site period.) There's some really ugly girls on there for $100k

I think Jeremy Clarkson was right. In certain parts of this country people really have started to mate with vegetables.

There was an article on msn.. Apparently its a hoax to draw attention to human trafficing.

LOL! That's got to be a joke :lol:

40.000 dollars for a wife :lol:

It's sad that just the idea alone was believable to me. I'm not sure if it did its job of making me aware or not because I figured it was a legit website to begin with :?

OMG OMG GUYS

I actually link to the article saying it's a hoax in my first post in [ tiny] [/ tiny ] ;) hehe

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Originally Posted by nthfinity

http://marryourdaughter.biz/index.php

Words cannot describe....

> > > > [good hoax tho < < < <

^^^^
Tiny text :P

Those hoes are overpriced...

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Originally Posted by nthfinity

OMG OMG GUYS

I actually link to the article saying it's a hoax in my first post in [ tiny] [/ tiny ] ;) hehe

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Originally Posted by nthfinity

http://marryourdaughter.biz/index.php

Words cannot describe....

> > > > [good hoax tho < < < <

^^^^
Tiny text :P

OMG R U SERIAL?

that sux0rz :(