The Stig - Some Say....
 

Some say his skin is made of the same rubber composite as F1 Tires...

alright guys cont. this and maybe JC might say one of them on the show :P

Some say his eyes get as big as carbon ceramic disk brakes under braking

Some say he can't understand crosswalks, and melts Iron ore in his mouth... we call him the Stig!

Rumor has it he was weened by extra terrestrials, and has an over developed sense of direction. We only know him as Stig

some say he's got nose like F430 intakes.... but we still call him THE STIG

Some say he bleeds race fuel. SOME say he is feared by Death. We don't care what maked him tick, we just call him..The STIGG

Awsome!!

Some say he got skid marks on his clean underware :lol:

some say our sayings are lame, so well just call him the stig.


i srsly hate those thigns. i used to like it before when they just said "the stig" and went on with it

Some say his heart is built like that of that of a rotary engine, his bones made of carbon fiber and can talk to the weather! we just know him as the Stig!

some say his penis has 6 gears and his bottom inflates on demand.

Some say he eats gear ratios for cereal, and that he urinates motor oil....

Some say his fingernails can scratch diamond and he urinates orange juice. We just know him as the Stig.

Some say his donuts are even more perfect than corn circles.
Some say Mercedes copied his Nightvision.All we know is...
He is called the stick.

great idea! :lol: when I'll have something I'll let you know.. :roll: :oops: :lol:

Some say he is Ayrton Senna....