Some more jokes
 

The Dutchman was sleeping in his bed at night, when suddenly a burglar walks in his bedroom and says: "I'm searching for money!" the Dutchman jumps out of his bed and says: "I'll search to!!!" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Whats the acme of daring???
- Urinating on a leg of an Police Officer and asking him if it's hot...

Whats the acme of rodeo???
- Taking you're wife from behind and saying "My girlfriend likes this to!"

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