First envisioned in 1979, the Sinclair C5 failed miserably in giving everyone their own affordable roundabout.
Even the 80's people didn't want it, so why is it being reborn?
This is the GM-Segway P.U.M.A. Mobility Pod. Why? I can't think of any reason. Except that they're just completing what was meant to be. To complete the Second Malaise. The Carpocalypse is nigh. Carpocalypse Nau.