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Old 06-20-2003, 05:18 AM   #8
novass
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LMAO...Krazy is a role model!!

i wanted to check something and the results are this. i estimate a 5 time a week average of having sex with my girlfriend over the past 4 years. i guess im a medium squirter. stats:

You have made 4.0625 gallons and 33.90320375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 28.888888888889 yards.
You have killed approximately 187,200,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1040 kittens.


ive filled her with almost 40 lbs of my love juice LOL...i wonder what she will say when i tell her this!
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