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Old 06-21-2003, 01:35 AM   #13
novass
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Originally Posted by BADMIHAI
c;mon novass! Everyone does kill kittens! Even married men do it! Don't lie to us!
LOL...i wasnt lyin....i was just curious as to how much ive plugged into her. my kitten killing stats are:

You have made 14.21875 gallons and 118.661213125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 1.0111111111111 football fields!
You have killed approximately 655,200,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 3640 kittens.
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