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Old 03-16-2006, 10:57 AM   #1
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Default I threw up on the way to work today..

It sucked.
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Old 03-16-2006, 10:59 AM   #2
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what was the reason???
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Old 03-16-2006, 11:12 AM   #3
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Well, the cause is most likely the fact that on the way home (from drinking at a friends place) last night I dropped into a bar down the street from my house with a friend and took a shot of Jameson and had a pint of Bass..

Apparently 6 hours of "sleep" wasnt enough to get the alcohol out of my system from last night..

I woke up a little late for work, not feeling right, still somewhat drunk. Put on my clothes, drank some water and green tea, and then hit the road to work.

I was feeling nautious the whole way and finally 3 minutes before I get to work I had to pull to a side street..

Luckily it wasnt the messy kind of puke, pure fluids.


I'm actually feeling al ot better now.. now that I'm awake. Anyway, I'm about to sneak out of work early so I can catch my flight to Miami for spring break.



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Old 03-16-2006, 12:56 PM   #4
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Ha!

I am glad I am not the only one feeling rough today!

I had a few Johnnie Walkers last night, I felt like shite first thing.

I havent chucked up though, unlike you, you lightweight
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Old 03-16-2006, 01:18 PM   #5
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Originally Posted by dutchmasterflex
drank some water and green tea

Dear Dutchmasterflex ,

You forgot the golden rule mate; Always start with what you ended ! So, if the last thing you drunk was a pint you have to start the day with a pint as well ... no matter what! ... no matter how big the hangover is .... no matter how bad you feel.
Your hangover will faint away, you will be in tip top condition in a matter of time 8)

Worth trying mate !!!

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Old 03-16-2006, 02:36 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by c0wb0y007
Originally Posted by dutchmasterflex
drank some water and green tea

Dear Dutchmasterflex ,

You forgot the golden rule mate; Always start with what you ended ! So, if the last thing you drunk was a pint you have to start the day with a pint as well ... no matter what! ... no matter how big the hangover is .... no matter how bad you feel.
Your hangover will faint away, you will be in tip top condition in a matter of time 8)

Worth trying mate !!!

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getting drunk in the morn is a great way to cure a hangover.
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Old 03-16-2006, 06:58 PM   #7
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Originally Posted by insane
Why do we need a topic tho?
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Old 03-17-2006, 08:33 PM   #8
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hahaha hair of the dog could get you in trouble if you're on the way to work though....
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Old 03-17-2006, 08:44 PM   #9
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Ahahahhaha I got a story too.


Thursday morning me mate calls saying "man lets go get drunk my friend just called me over and he wants to get drunk"

So what do I do? I put on some pants, fry two eggs, eat that and walk to my friends house.

I get there we leave and go to the beer store. We buy a couple of bottles of Olde English malt liquer, pure hooood lol.

So I down 1 bottle of the 40 ouncer in about 10min while the rest of the guys are still siping on their first can of heiniken.

Still not feeling any of the effects I down another one, now I am fucking drunk as hell.

Next thing I remeber is two cop cruisers doing a full search on the 7 or so people that were there * I believe we were next to some coffee shop

Anyway I almost go put in the back of the cruiser, got a warning that if they see me on the street again that day Im going to jail. Now I had my eyes closed the entire time so I dont even know what the fucking cops look like.

Next thing I remember is fully clothed in my jacket waiking up at my friends place, and him throwing all the people out of the house because he had a family party to attend to.

So I get home at 8pm, now I started drinking at 11am or so lol

So I get home take a hot shower and fall asleep......

Wake up today puking all the way till about 3pm, and I started recoving about 2 hours ago after downing a couple of spoons of peptol bismol.


Thats my story
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Old 03-18-2006, 05:28 AM   #10
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Originally Posted by DrijF360
if it's all liquid you usually feel better right after, after drinking eat something greasy when you wake up.
yes, a real english breakfast is one of the best hangover cures
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Old 03-20-2006, 12:39 PM   #11
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Originally Posted by blinkmeat
Originally Posted by insane
Why do we need a topic tho?
Because I needed to tell someone, and I dont I'd look good in the eyes of my Boss if I told him I threw up 3 minutes before walking in.


Alex, You're nuts. I rarely black out, unless other substances are involved..


for a Hang over I usually stay in bed, I had to go to work to finish up a couple of things before I caught my flight to Florida.. so there was no way I could get drunk before work

TransAm, yes I am a light weight.. I consider myself more of a smoker than a drinker.



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Old 03-20-2006, 02:45 PM   #12
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Hehe, no worries :rainbowafro:
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