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Old 03-26-2007, 07:52 PM   #1
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Default Today was a good day

I didn't even have to use my AK



JUst a few weeks ago, we were hit with a few storms that left us with 20"+ of snow.
Today, I wore shorts and a T shirt to work and even got sunburned. St Thomas and Macalaster college was wall to wall chicks sunbathing in bikini's. As much as I love winter, I really heart boobs.
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Old 03-26-2007, 08:07 PM   #2
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Lol @ AK...

why are you on the internet if there is live boobies out side ??

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Old 03-26-2007, 08:52 PM   #3
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Originally Posted by 666fast
Today, I wore shorts and a T shirt to work and even got sunburned. St Thomas and Macalaster college was wall to wall chicks sunbathing in bikini's. As much as I love winter, I really heart boobs.
85 degrees on the beach, slight breeze, couldnt be better.
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Old 03-26-2007, 09:00 PM   #4
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why are you on the internet if there is live boobies out side ??
LOL! 0X

It's getting cooler here, now. I had to wear a jacket yesterday.
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Old 03-26-2007, 09:03 PM   #5
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Originally Posted by Pokiou
Lol @ AK...

why are you on the internet if there is live boobies out side ??

Pok
It's dark out now and the temp is dropping. The boobs have gone back into hibernation. Plus, they aren't naked boobies and the innernets has tons of those.

Viper, go to hell, you and your Florida weather.
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Old 03-26-2007, 09:15 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by 666fast
Viper, go to hell, you and your Florida weather.


Its even better cuz I work at the beach Boobies everywhere 8)
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Old 03-26-2007, 10:10 PM   #7
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Originally Posted by ViperASR
Originally Posted by 666fast
Viper, go to hell, you and your Florida weather.


Its even better cuz I work at the beach Boobies everywhere 8)

Yea, well, I work in an import parts warehouse and there is only one woman. She's very ugly and a bitch. I'd like to shove her down the stairs.

I still win though, I get to drink beer at work.
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Old 03-26-2007, 11:27 PM   #8
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i got a beep from kim,
and she can fuck aaaaaaaaall night!

god i love ice cube. 8)
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Old 03-27-2007, 12:19 AM   #9
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Originally Posted by ferrarif1fan89
i got a beep from kim,
and she can fuck aaaaaaaaall night!

god i love ice cube. 8)
LOL I was wondering who would be the first to get it!
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Old 03-27-2007, 12:26 AM   #10
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Originally Posted by 666fast
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i got a beep from kim,
and she can fuck aaaaaaaaall night!

god i love ice cube. 8)
LOL I was wondering who would be the first to get it!
song from my adolescence, and one of the all time greatest rap songs ever. back when rap had vision, not just tits and ass.
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Old 03-27-2007, 04:00 AM   #11
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Originally Posted by ferrarif1fan89
Originally Posted by 666fast
Originally Posted by ferrarif1fan89
i got a beep from kim,
and she can fuck aaaaaaaaall night!

god i love ice cube. 8)
LOL I was wondering who would be the first to get it!
song from my adolescence, and one of the all time greatest rap songs ever. back when rap had vision, not just tits and ass.
LOL I grew up listening to that song. As soon as I saw the topic title and every time I hear, "Today was a good day," I can't help but start humming the song. Good stuff....

Our weather is actually kind of bad ATM. Nowhere near what you have been through 666, but it hasn't been great. Its still shorts and sandals weather, just a little chilly Ah, to live and die in LA....
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Old 03-27-2007, 07:13 AM   #12
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16degrees centigrade and an ever so slight breeze, clear blue skies... great weather for this time of year ... and guess who's stuck with a (hopefully temporary) solar allergy 8)
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Ah, to live and die in LA....
Is that 2Pac/Tupac/whatever his name is?

Yea, well, I work in an import parts warehouse and there is only one woman. She's very ugly and a bitch. I'd like to shove her down the stairs.
Haha, I refereed women's basketball today. There's one team which has many attractive young individuals within it, and for some reason, I've refereed them every week. 8) A big change from my philosophy seminar at uni. All but one of the girls there are either ugly, fat, or both.
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Originally Posted by 666fast
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Viper, go to hell, you and your Florida weather.


Its even better cuz I work at the beach Boobies everywhere 8)

Yea, well, I work in an import parts warehouse and there is only one woman. She's very ugly and a bitch. I'd like to shove her down the stairs.

I still win though, I get to drink beer at work.
I'm not even allowed to legaly drink beer :cry: :bah:
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Old 03-27-2007, 09:57 AM   #15
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lol that's gotta be 1 of the most annoying laws in america (european/socialist countries are nanny states?? ), we're allowed to drink beer from 16 and high-percentage alcohol (15% and over) from 18... now if only we had a climate in which to enjoy a good drink on a beautiful summer evening...
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