No, shit
Two Arabs are in a locker room taking a shower after the racket ball game when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.
"If you don't mind me saying," said the second, ‘that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?" " I cannot, lamented the first Arab. It is permanently stuck in my butt."
"I do not understand", said the other. The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came oozing out.
He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the genie. I can grant you one wish."
I said, "No, shit".
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