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02-07-2007, 12:50 PM
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want to know where wireless came from
After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Japanese scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.
So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, Chinese scientists dug 200 meters and headlines in the Chinese papers read: "Chinese scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Japanese."
One week later, the Greek newspapers reported the following: "After digging as deep as 800 meters, Greek scientists have found absolutely nothing."
They have concluded that 3000 years ago, their ancestors were already using wireless technology
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02-07-2007, 01:18 PM
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hehe nice one 
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02-07-2007, 01:30 PM
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lol
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02-07-2007, 01:45 PM
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LOL! 
Good one!
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02-07-2007, 02:15 PM
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thats historians for ya :roll: 
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02-07-2007, 02:22 PM
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Very nice
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02-07-2007, 07:48 PM
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Hahaha!
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02-07-2007, 07:56 PM
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02-07-2007, 10:50 PM
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LOL good one
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02-08-2007, 03:09 AM
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hahaha nice
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