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04-04-2007, 06:20 PM
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What would you do...? #2
What would you do if that was your room and you know this money doesn't belong to you and that it is probably stolen?
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04-04-2007, 06:27 PM
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Headed straight to the Cayman Islands.... :fadein:
That's the greatest picture i've seen in a while!
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04-04-2007, 06:29 PM
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If I had that sitting in a room you wouldn't know I had it sitting in there and therefore wouldn't know it was stolen.
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04-04-2007, 06:33 PM
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1) run away with gf
2)buy a nice huge house
3)buy an LP640
:shock:
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04-04-2007, 06:39 PM
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04-04-2007, 07:12 PM
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I'd call the "Lost and Found"
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04-04-2007, 07:31 PM
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your sarcastic monkey face instincts are showing ...
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04-04-2007, 07:35 PM
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I'd hand over some of it to the police so I can claim to be an honest man, but then spend the rest on cool things.
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04-04-2007, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by saadie
your sarcastic monkey face instincts are showing ... 
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04-04-2007, 08:12 PM
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Take the money and run
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"plus being able call your penis master chief during sex has got to be comical at least once"-gis
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04-05-2007, 01:12 AM
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Take the money and get the hell out of dodge!
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04-05-2007, 02:12 AM
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Originally Posted by saadie
1) run away with gf
2)buy a nice huge house
3)buy an LP640
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In THAT order?
Mine would go:
1) Buy an LP640
2) run away with gf
3) ......did I already say buy an LP640? Uh....buy a LP640 roadster
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04-05-2007, 04:26 AM
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I'd pay Alan Mulally to leave Ford. The same goes for Mark Fields and a few others on that exectuive board. Then I'd start my own ad campaign to counter the recent terribly deceptive toyota ads on tv (you know the "10,000 lb" pull up hill and the is350 that is "quicker than gravity" . . .).
Then I'd play with even more stock options to make some serious money. I'd then return the original amount to the authorities. Then I'd buy a ton of fairly cheap cars that I won't bother to list. This would include an entire herd of various Mustangs.
Oh, and the Montana ranch/race complex is a must. It'd be the Nurburgring of the US. JW folks would be invited.
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04-05-2007, 05:44 AM
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^^^ with Sabine?
I'd buy me a nice small house to fit there a fitness, home cinema, swimming pool inside the house, nice big garage and some Zonda F Roadster in it together with F430. the rest of the money I would spend on the "needed" stuff during my passing lifetime
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04-05-2007, 08:22 AM
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Call U-Haul, obviously!
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