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Old 03-26-2004, 08:00 PM   #1
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Default Children, Pick Your Nose, The Doctor Ordered It. LOL

This is so funny, but apparently true. In fact I wondered if
I should've put in the Jokes and Humor section. Apparently
all that our mothers have been telling us, for ages, about
nose picking is totaly untrue. Children, Pick away.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_903083.html
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Old 03-26-2004, 08:02 PM   #2
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Oh my... pretty twisted news
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Old 03-26-2004, 08:17 PM   #3
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"And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body's immune system.

Think I will stick to my multi-vitamin pills for now.
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Old 03-26-2004, 08:23 PM   #4
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Ya but its like taking a shit you don't do it in public
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Old 03-26-2004, 08:25 PM   #5
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hahahahah...I guess so...and proabably masturbating that I hear is very good for the prostate gland or something.
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Old 03-26-2004, 08:34 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by Jabba
Think I will stick to my multi-vitamin pills for now.
Me to, I can't stand picking my nose let alone eating the dry remains.
I can honestly say that I have never done before and will never do it
in the future. I hate the taste of snot.

Originally Posted by Jabba
hahahahah...I guess so...and proabably masturbating that I hear is very good for the prostate gland or something.
Speaking of masturbation, did anyone else notice how this article
read very similarly to most articles supporting masturbation. in
fact you could just about replace every "picking your nose and
eating it" frase with "masturbation" and it would have totaly fit.
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Old 03-26-2004, 08:35 PM   #7
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Think I will stick to my multi-vitamin pills for now.
Same here:
Vitamin Ct (Chocolate)
Vitamin P (Pepsi)
Vitamin PZ (Pizza)
Vitamin OC (Oreo Cookie)
Vitamin BR (beer)
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Old 03-26-2004, 08:43 PM   #8
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HAHHAHA Vitamin PZ seems like the important one...
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Old 03-26-2004, 08:54 PM   #9
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Old 03-26-2004, 09:11 PM   #10
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Originally Posted by Ferrero Rochier
Speaking of masturbation, did anyone else notice how this article
read very similarly to most articles supporting masturbation. in
fact you could just about replace every "picking your nose and
eating it" frase with "masturbation" and it would have totaly fit.
I never knew masturbating was good for the immune system excuse me while I work out my immune system
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Old 03-26-2004, 09:14 PM   #11
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Well this is a bit fucked up. I pick my nose just to clean it. Dont know why people find this nasty...Cause you cant get shit out by blowing your nose. But I never did or never will eat the dry remains....fucking gross.
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Old 03-26-2004, 09:20 PM   #12
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Originally Posted by brembo
LOL....

How can you honestly say that you havnt done it,and at the same time say that you hate the taste of snot...........
HeHeHe, I noticed that after I posted it. I guess what I should have
said was I nver did it on perpose(tasted it that is). I guess we have
all found out at one time or another what snot tastes like. Here's an
interesting fact for you, did you know that sperm tastes like snot.
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Old 03-26-2004, 09:20 PM   #13
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As I said before its nasty because its like shit it doesn't look too appetizing and it doesn't smell wonderful so thats why you do it in private
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Old 03-26-2004, 09:30 PM   #14
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Fuck me brembo
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I thrust you when you say so.......








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Old 03-26-2004, 09:30 PM   #15
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I never knew masturbating was good for the immune system excuse me while I work out my immune system
HeHeHe, they say that it does wonders to the amune system. Besides,
it's a full boby work out, errrr, at least the way I do it. And as you probably
know, a full body work out is always good for your immune system.


Originally Posted by Junk2006
Ferrero Rochier
I asume you where trying to make a joke with that. The funny
thing is, I don't get it.
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