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Old 11-03-2004, 09:12 PM   #1
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Default Man mauled while trying to convert lions



Hooray! The lions are alright!

TAIPEI — A lion mauled a man after climbing into an enclosure at Taipei Zoo on Wednesday.

The 46-year old man stood in front of two African lions and tried to convert them to Christianity.

The man repeatedly shouted, "Jesus will save you" before the large male lion bit his right leg and arm.

Zoo workers used tranquilizer guns and water hoses to drive the lions away from the intruder.

Local reports said the man could have been more seriously injured if the lions had not been fed earlier in the day.
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Old 11-03-2004, 09:54 PM   #2
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trying to convert lions to Christianity? what the fuck is this guy on? he deserved to be mauled for being a complete retard
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Old 11-03-2004, 10:06 PM   #3
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Old 11-03-2004, 10:08 PM   #4
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no, acid, hahahahaha
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Old 11-03-2004, 10:13 PM   #5
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Looks like Dubya made a trip to Taipei....
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Old 11-03-2004, 10:15 PM   #6
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It must've been George Bush rallying for more supporters.
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Old 11-03-2004, 10:29 PM   #7
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Originally Posted by HeilSvenska
no, acid, hahahahaha
"Sean? What are ya doin outside man?"

"Are you him?"

"uhh..yeah...i'm him.."

"JESUS! Have i sinned or am i going to heaven?"

"you're fryin man! How much acid did you take?"

"wait..you're not Jesus, you're Bob!"


LOL..sorry, this story just reminded me of the funniest scene in my favorite movie. anyone who has seen it knows which one i'm refering to
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Old 11-03-2004, 10:51 PM   #8
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Old 11-03-2004, 10:59 PM   #9
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Originally Posted by DUNKiNUTS
Jay and Silent Bob
nope. Matthew Lillard was in it. (this could get entertaining)
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Old 11-03-2004, 11:48 PM   #10
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This happened recently somewhere else, too. (Australia?) Except the guy got away unharmed.

Retards. :roll:
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Some crazy punk.....
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Originally Posted by initiala4
Some crazy punk.....
was that a guess to the movie title?
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Old 11-04-2004, 12:47 AM   #13
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Good for the lion. Maul away lion, maul away.

Also, that movie quote is from SLC Punk.
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Also, that movie quote is from SLC Punk
and 10 points to minacious

>edit< http://www.motorworld.net/forum/show...=288272#288272 lets avoid hijacking this thread if this game is going to start
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"Zoo workers used tranquilizer guns and water hoses to drive the lions away from the intruder."

They should of used tranquilizer guns and water hoses on the retard that jumped into the cage.
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