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Old 02-11-2007, 11:40 PM   #1
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well, it's a long story, and i'll tell it here.

my friend razell and i were having a fight about something (i don't even remember what the hell it was...). we wanted some way to solve our problem. so razell said, "let's street race!" and i looked at him like 'are you insane?' basically i said yes, and he taught me how to street race. he got me my first car which was a red nissan 350z. that car got totaled in about 3 weeks. went down a steep hill. car flipped about 4 times. i walked away with a broken wrist and a bloody nose. next car i got was another 350z, this one was black (the one i currently race with). that one i won a few races with. i kept winning races with that car. (--SKIPPING A MONTH RIGHT HERE--) razell asked me to join the crew he was with. i joined, and got our rival crew scared. i was more then just a racer to them... i was the lead's ex-g/f. he was kind of laughing about me being a street racer. first of all because i didn't even have a driver's license or even a permit... and cause i was 15 and 5 feet tall. i was the shortest... but the toughest. i showed him wrong. i took on 2 guy in his crew in one race (dodge viper and a lamborghini gallardo... pinkslips, must i add...) and squashed them dead. i got one of the guys cars (the gold lamborghini gallardo). and there you go. really, i had really good luck with that race. too many good things happened on that day... but that was the best.
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Old 02-11-2007, 11:48 PM   #2
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Oh Chuck, the days when you still had your thunder, all young and rugged lookin'

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Old 02-12-2007, 12:00 AM   #3
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Anyone got any questions about body kits and double clutching?
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Old 02-12-2007, 01:33 AM   #4
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I have questions about NOS.
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Old 02-12-2007, 01:53 AM   #5
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Paul fucking Walker...I dont think anyone gets it.



BTW I was gonna post the exact same thing about body kits and double clutching moments after it appeared...uncanny
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Old 02-12-2007, 05:07 AM   #6
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OMG they're back
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Old 02-12-2007, 06:08 AM   #7
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Originally Posted by BlackTransWS6



BTW I was gonna post the exact same thing about body kits and double clutching moments after it appeared...uncanny
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Old 02-12-2007, 07:14 AM   #8
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I call bullshit on this one. Gallardoes were not in existence at the time Chuck was 15. Nor were 350Zs.
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Old 02-12-2007, 08:55 AM   #9
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Im just waiting for Vinnie to step into this thread
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Old 02-12-2007, 06:46 PM   #10
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Originally Posted by TopGearNL
Im just waiting for Vinnie to step into this thread
Well if he does it will be quick cause he only lives his life 10 seconds at a time.
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Old 02-12-2007, 06:58 PM   #11
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Originally Posted by novass
Originally Posted by TopGearNL
Im just waiting for Vinnie to step into this thread
Well if he does it will be quick cause he only lives his life 10 seconds at a time.
son for those ten seconds I'm free and nothing else matters!


btw nice misquote.. its "I live my life a quarter mile at a time.For those ten seconds.."
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Old 02-12-2007, 07:03 PM   #12
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Originally Posted by Stoopie
OMG they're back
I was hoping they had moved on with their lives....
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Old 02-12-2007, 07:15 PM   #13
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Originally Posted by vin diesel
Originally Posted by novass
Originally Posted by TopGearNL
Im just waiting for Vinnie to step into this thread
Well if he does it will be quick cause he only lives his life 10 seconds at a time.
son for those ten seconds I'm free and nothing else matters!


btw nice misquote.. its "I live my life a quarter mile at a time.For those ten seconds.."
Vinnie is ere! 8)

Ey chuck weren't you asked to play ''the Bandit'' too?
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Old 02-12-2007, 07:22 PM   #14
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Originally Posted by TopGearNL
Vinnie is ere! 8)

Ey chuck weren't you asked to play ''the Bandit'' too?
Vin, have you been perfecting your Tang Su Kamino Te techniques I taught you? You know what the perfect gift for that special friend of yours would be? A Total Gym!

and mr. NL, I would've only taken the part had they offered me the position of "smokey" with a few line, and plot revisions; such as roundhouse kicking Burt "Bandit" Reynolds time and time again in slow motion!
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Old 02-12-2007, 08:39 PM   #15
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Originally Posted by vin diesel
Originally Posted by novass
Originally Posted by TopGearNL
Im just waiting for Vinnie to step into this thread
Well if he does it will be quick cause he only lives his life 10 seconds at a time.
son for those ten seconds I'm free and nothing else matters!


btw nice misquote.. its "I live my life a quarter mile at a time.For those ten seconds.."
LOL Sorry, but your performance just wasn't that memorable. Also, in my defense, I wasn't quoting, hence the lack of quotation marks . Furthermore, since you live your life a quarter mile at a time and that quarter mile takes 10 seconds, it can be deduced that you live your life 10 seconds at a time. The quarter mile is nothing more than what you do with those 10 seconds.
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