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01-05-2009, 11:27 AM
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Females and big dick
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01-05-2009, 01:30 PM
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hehehe this is great 
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01-05-2009, 01:58 PM
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"Can I get you another waiter?"
"I didn't say that...."
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01-05-2009, 06:57 PM
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I guess "No replacement for displacement" also works in this sorta things LOL
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01-06-2009, 03:47 PM
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haha that was pretty good 
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01-07-2009, 03:58 PM
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ever since I was a teen, women seem to focus on my crotch region, it seems I have big balls for my size... this is especially complicated while in the house and my daughter's little teen friends are around, I would say I catch these 14-16yr olds looking at my crotch at least 5 times in the course of a few minutes...
in before you call chris Hansen, no way I would
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twin turbo, AWD, AWS, 6spd, drop dead gorgeous, what's not to like? mitsubishi should go back and make these again
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01-07-2009, 04:04 PM
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^^^hahahahahahahahahah.....
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01-07-2009, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by 10000rpmlover
ever since I was a teen, women seem to focus on my crotch region, it seems I have big balls for my size... this is especially complicated while in the house and my daughter's little teen friends are around, I would say I catch these 14-16yr olds looking at my crotch at least 5 times in the course of a few minutes...
in before you call chris Hansen, no way I would
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You ever thought about not wearing spandex in the house? Some baggy sweat pants would take care of the issue.. that's how I solved the issue.
Now I still can't find a reasonable solution to prevent them from dangling in the toilet bowl when I sit down to take a crapper. 
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01-07-2009, 04:30 PM
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I don't have that problem
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01-08-2009, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by RC45
Now I still can't find a reasonable solution to prevent them from dangling in the toilet bowl when I sit down to take a crapper. |
maybe you shouldn't have bought the midget toilet-seat special edition?
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"Some say that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring, and that if you give him a really important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet... all we know is, he's called the Stig."
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01-08-2009, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by RC45
You ever thought about not wearing spandex in the house? Some baggy sweat pants would take care of the issue.. that's how I solved the issue.
Now I still can't find a reasonable solution to prevent them from dangling in the toilet bowl when I sit down to take a crapper. |
hey now, I didn't buy that bowflex 2 yrs ago to wear baggy clothes, I wear tight jeans and swimmer shorts in the house, I cant get enough of my shapely legs, now if the belly would go away I would be perfect
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twin turbo, AWD, AWS, 6spd, drop dead gorgeous, what's not to like? mitsubishi should go back and make these again
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