Merry Christmas
My roommates and I decorated our Christmas tree tonight using (from top to bottom)
Lights, Foam Finger, Playboys, cigarettes, beer bottles, bottle openers, panties, nitrous lines, a shift knob, a diverter valve, condoms, cigars, cloves, an air/fuel gauge, craftsmen tools, a Jenna Jameson porn, and for good measure, a McLaren picture book and a case of bud under the tree. Pictures of our Stockings hanging over the Fireplace as soon as we get the time.