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Apac102 · 07-19-2004, 12:10 AM

I am in a wedding and standing up in it, but the problem is....I really don't think I know the groom or the bride very well. Apparently, I am also suppose to make a toast or some sort of speech to people that I barely know!! For god sake, who does that? And I have to go to the bachleor party with a bunch of guys I don't even know...PLUS!! Im under 21 so I can't drink....god this is going to suck. Any tips in how the hell Im should od the speech or get through the bachleor party? Anything will help...kinda between a rock and a hard place.

T-Bird · 07-19-2004, 12:23 AM

do whatever it takes to get sick and not be able to be there.

for the speech that's a tough one if you want laughs you can be like"wait who are you again, Seriously I have no idea who either of you are."

You could talk to the bride and groom and tell them your not sure what to say and that you wouldn't feel comfortable in doing so. You could also ask other people who they are that never hurt anybody.

X-ale · 07-19-2004, 12:40 AM

Try to be abducted by aliens

JiggaStyles09 · 07-19-2004, 01:08 AM

um.....just dont show up, that will work pretty well. lol no seriously, try to make the most general wedding speech possible. if you decide to actually make one/

hope you both have a wonderful and lasting marriage. i wish you both the best. i am honored to be a part of this wedding. comment on the ceremony and the reception and how awesome they were. There are a lot of things to BS about. and like any experiences that you have had with either the bride/groom in the past. im sure you have had at least a few, if you have to speak. thats the best advice i could give you.

oh and the batchlor party um, i dont know what to tell you there other than pray you are going to a strip club so you can at least watch naked hot women for a few hours put their tits in your face.

Toronto · 07-19-2004, 02:02 AM

Originally Posted by T-Bird

do whatever it takes to get sick and not be able to be there.

just lick everything at the batchlor party... everything

gigdy · 07-19-2004, 02:43 AM

you may not be able to legally drink, but get drunk any ways. 13 yr olds find ways im sure u can. i find its best to be drunk for important occasions.

just to clarify m talkin piss ass, make out with a lamp drunk.

Apac102 · 07-19-2004, 12:41 PM

Oh god this si going to suck....i hope that i don't make a fool outta myself :roll:

Evo · 07-19-2004, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by X-ale

Try to be abducted by aliens

You been visiting "The Paranormal & Conspiracy Theories" Forum a lot lately ..

Garretts_turbo · 07-19-2004, 01:54 PM

i'm sure there are generic wedding speeches online if you do a search.
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good luck

Jabba · 07-19-2004, 02:04 PM

May I ask how you have got into this situation in the first place...or why you have been asked to do it ?

fabro_s · 07-19-2004, 02:35 PM

Im sure you can do a good speech, just say the tipical you are a great family bla bla, im very happy to now be a part of it bla bla, im very happy bla bla....

Tomerville · 07-19-2004, 02:40 PM

Just give lots of thanks to the caterers, to the families and guests, and good luck to the newly weds...yadda yadda yadda and then just scream bachalor party and party hard.

possessed_beaver · 07-20-2004, 08:03 AM

well it could be worse...

could be me in the situation.