I know the JW regulars enjoy a bit of bs!

[jon_s]

http://www.clubpolo.co.uk/forum/view...er=asc&start=0

Sooooooooo, a chipped VW polo can do 0-60 in 5 seconds!

[TransAm]

"In a number of small street races it has left suburu impreza's, bmw m3's and numerous other cars struggling to keep up with it."

Did these races take place in reverse gear?

" I'd say of my head it does 0-62 in around the 5 second mark"

I'd agree that you are off your head, yep.

From the replies:

"yeah he's right about the IAT and superchip thing, I chipped my 1.3 and flew it to the moon. "
"I chipped my windscreen."

PMSL!

[ZfrkS62]

that's too funny!!

[DeMoN]

well it has been superchipped not just chipped :roll:

[gis]

LOL thats funny

[DeMoN]

Right so the M3 and the polo hit 60 in the same time?
1.6 8V that has 75bhp stock, chipped to get another 20-25bhp (if that were possible) so it now has around 100bhp, and weighs about a ton, versus:
3.2 24V that has 330bhp and weighs about 1.5 tons.

Why dont you do the math son?
Or maybe you were smoking crack when you were driving your polo around?

funniest comment I read so far.

[coombsie66]

Hahahahahhaaha, thanks for the laugh jon, hehehe

[5vz-fe]

I bet the chip is for the speedometer

and the second chip is for his brain...clearly he has a few lugs lose in his head

[RC45]

Pity the topic is locked...

[crayzayjay]

ROFL! Comedy gold!!

[sentra_dude]

That's some funny shit...thanks for that jon!

"what about Chipping the Distributor? can you do this?"

"I chipped my windscreen."

"i chipped my tooth"

[sikx5]

hahahaha thats awesome, some really really funny lines. I chipped my windscreen has to be one of the best