Bitch got what she deserved

[crochico]

A married couple was driving down the road peacefully one day. All of a sudden the woman said, "Harry, I want a divorce. I want the kids, the house, and 60% of the bank account. Is there anything you want?"
Furious, the man began to increase the speed, faster and faster. He replied, "No honey, I've got everything I need."

Then at 90mph, he slams into a wall and says, "An airbag."

[possessed_beaver]

lmfao, hahahahahha

i like that

[robruf]

Sweet joke, he can tell the insurance company that a moose jumped in front of him and he swerved around it, but hit the wall, then he gets the money for the car and his wife's insurance money, LOL. This will work as long as there are moose around.

[crochico]

Originally Posted by robruf This will work as long as there are moose around.

if you're living in northern ontario this shouldn't be a problem.. plus you get to keep the moose

[novass]

arent Saabs designed to be moose-proof. so that if you hit a moose in a Saab it will just buckle its legs and send it over the car. i thought i heard something about that.