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01-05-2006, 05:43 PM
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Chuck Norris Facts
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
i don't know why people love him so much, but some are funny
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01-05-2006, 06:28 PM
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some of those are as creative as the "Some say..." stuff that Clarkson says about the Stig 
These 2 made my laugh pretty good 
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Originally Posted by that site
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell them there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
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01-10-2006, 03:34 PM
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01-10-2006, 03:44 PM
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Hahaha - you always find the finniest shit
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01-10-2006, 03:57 PM
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When you think of Chuck Norris, you either immediately think action movie star (recalling his numerous feature films) or television star, for his long-running CBS television series, "Walker, Texas Ranger."
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Hahaha
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01-18-2006, 03:35 PM
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01-19-2006, 07:17 AM
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This is hilarious, thank you  .
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01-22-2006, 05:15 PM
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Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
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HAHAHA...so stupid but so funny!!
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01-23-2006, 12:19 AM
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hahaha lol!
yea i heard this on the radio on my way to school it was halarious i lauged on the "chick norris counted to infinity... twice"!
nice find on the internet though
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02-10-2006, 12:30 PM
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I dont get it, what is the joke with chuck ? I heard a couple of doods in class saying stuff like "chuck doesnt bleed, the red is just a warning" which I do not find funny at all.
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02-10-2006, 12:33 PM
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why has he been the target of jokes recently? And btw the link you gave with the facts... apparently isnt working anymore.
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03-17-2006, 10:50 AM
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^^
nice, dani
its always funnier to hear Chuck Norris read his own life
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03-17-2006, 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by DeMoN
why has he been the target of jokes recently? And btw the link you gave with the facts... apparently isnt working anymore.
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it all started with the conan o'brian show...
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03-17-2006, 08:36 PM
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my favorite is the one about his other fist hiding in his beard.....i about died when i heard that one....
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03-18-2006, 02:49 AM
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Yeh, some are hilarious.
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