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Old 12-13-2006, 02:54 PM   #196
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what pics, who said anything about pics, i am winning
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Old 12-13-2006, 02:56 PM   #197
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haha fucker .....
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Old 12-13-2006, 03:01 PM   #198
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i just wrecked my mum's car .. I WON!! .. FUALL 0X ops: :cry:
LMAO!!

How did you did that?
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Old 12-13-2006, 03:06 PM   #199
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well this bastard stopped in the middle of the road .. he wanted to turn left..... ( this country has right hand traffic)..... this little bastard taxi driver braked hard and turned right just to avoid the car in front ... i was comming behind at 40 ... the road was greasy because of rains that hapenend yesterday ... my front wheels locked .... and that was it ... i tried turning to the right .. but no luck .. went into the back lol ... the taxi hit the car in front .. that bastard ran away LOL ... lucky only my bumper was damaged .... no one was hurt soo yeh
this is my first ever crash... its a little more then minor .. soo yeh .. im palnning on fixing it myself ..soo no biggie .. ....
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Old 12-13-2006, 03:07 PM   #200
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Old 12-13-2006, 03:09 PM   #201
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^^ the fucking braked locked up on me ... i hate these hydraulic brakes .. there is no effing feel what so ever ...
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Old 12-13-2006, 03:13 PM   #202
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In Europe we have ABS..... joke
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Old 12-13-2006, 03:15 PM   #203
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Old 12-13-2006, 04:17 PM   #204
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Originally Posted by saadie
well this bastard stopped in the middle of the road .. he wanted to turn left..... ( this country has right hand traffic)..... this little bastard taxi driver braked hard and turned right just to avoid the car in front ... i was comming behind at 40 ... the road was greasy because of rains that hapenend yesterday ... my front wheels locked .... and that was it ... i tried turning to the right .. but no luck .. went into the back lol ... the taxi hit the car in front .. that bastard ran away LOL ... lucky only my bumper was damaged .... no one was hurt soo yeh
this is my first ever crash... its a little more then minor .. soo yeh .. im palnning on fixing it myself ..soo no biggie .. ....
Well at least your ok, never fun being in a crash :x

Hey this just shows your more of a trackman
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Old 12-13-2006, 04:40 PM   #205
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Originally Posted by saadie
^^ the fucking braked locked up on me ... i hate these hydraulic brakes .. there is no effing feel what so ever ...
So you are saying you werer going to fast for the wet/greasy conditions then?

Hydraulic brakes? What do you normaly use, cable brakes?

I thought race car drivers knew all about brake modulation ?
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Old 12-13-2006, 04:48 PM   #206
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Hydraulic brakes? What do you normaly use, cable brakes?
LMAO

I think he mend an anker
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Old 12-13-2006, 04:58 PM   #207
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lol .... the brakes had no feel atall .... I even tried pumping ... there was nothing ...
there isnt much time when the guy in front brakes hard .. and no i wasnt going fast i was hardly at 35`40kph ... anyway
i noticed one thing ... only the front wheels locked up ... i need to get the brakes checked .. but then again ... it was very greasy ... :roll:
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Old 12-13-2006, 05:00 PM   #208
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Originally Posted by saadie
and no i wasnt going fast i was hardly at 35`40kph ... anyway
i noticed one thing ... only the front wheels locked up ... i need to get the brakes checked .. but then again ... it was very greasy ... :roll:
Seems to me you were going too fast for conditions then

The mark of a good driver is being able to adjust your speed to match the conditions
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Old 12-13-2006, 05:03 PM   #209
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true ....
i didnt notice it was greasy untill i braked..... it was at night soo you know ...
now this has hapenend ... soemthing like this wont happen again ... hopefully
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Old 12-13-2006, 05:09 PM   #210
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You werer racing the taxi weren't you?
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