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Old 01-09-2006, 05:51 AM   #16
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Well now that depends.

Coffee; never. Make mine black please.

'Builders' tea. I may take two if I am in the moody

'fancy' tea. No sugar.
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Old 01-09-2006, 06:16 AM   #17
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On the Coffee, usually 70% of a bag of suggar.

On Milk, I don't put any coffee or chocolate.

On tea... I rarely put any sugar, only when it tastes very bad!
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Old 01-09-2006, 10:01 AM   #18
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I like my coffee black
Tea....umm....also ....black...umm..I mean 0 teaspoon
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Old 01-09-2006, 10:27 AM   #19
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1 1/2 teaspoons in a mug tea or coffee, unless it is a huge mug in which case 2.

Top tip: Always make hot chocolate into a paste with a little milk before you add the hot water.
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Old 01-09-2006, 10:29 AM   #20
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Originally Posted by 5vz-fe
I like my coffee black
Tea....umm....also ....black...umm..I mean 0 teaspoon
and your women/men?
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Old 01-09-2006, 10:50 AM   #21
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LOL!!! thx dingo...............grrrrrrr

Supposingly it shouldn't matter
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Old 01-09-2006, 11:28 AM   #22
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I don't drink coffee
and
no sugar in the tea
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Old 01-09-2006, 11:31 AM   #23
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I don't put any sugar in the coffe or tea...
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Old 01-09-2006, 03:32 PM   #24
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no sugar. Black coffee
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Old 01-09-2006, 03:47 PM   #25
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two. that's one more than one, and one less than three.
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Old 01-09-2006, 03:57 PM   #26
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"No sugar tonight in my coffee
No sugar tonight in my tea
No sugar to stand beside me
No sugar to run with me
Da do da da..."
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Old 01-09-2006, 04:52 PM   #27
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As much sugar as the cup can take.. But seriously not less than 5 and I take coffe or tea with milk..
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Old 01-09-2006, 05:09 PM   #28
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2 in the coffee (makes every single coffee taste quite good, god bless sugar) and 1 in tea
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Old 01-10-2006, 11:39 PM   #29
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one pouch of splenda... the right amount of sweet
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Old 01-10-2006, 11:58 PM   #30
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None is coffee, 1 tea spoon for tea.

Tea is a 250ml GLASS cup, filled about 3/4th, tea out of tea bag...

My tea has to be perfect.
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