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Old 04-16-2007, 10:23 AM   #16
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^^ Tall?
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Old 04-16-2007, 11:05 AM   #17
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posts..
I think i'm 5"10..
whats 1.75 meter?
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Old 04-16-2007, 11:09 AM   #18
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^^LOL!

I am 1.78 or something..
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Old 04-18-2007, 02:20 PM   #19
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Originally Posted by phatbimmer
Originally Posted by insane
Originally Posted by RC45
Originally Posted by phatbimmer
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I punched out early and I went home to have sex with my wife and the next door female neighbor.


What am I going to tell my boss? ^
I dont know, but its a good thing I was done before you got home
LOL


Anyway, welcome to the club.
You should be a spokesperson for Viagra, old ballz
touche i say
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Old 04-19-2007, 10:16 AM   #20
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Originally Posted by TopGearNL
^^LOL!

I am 1.78 or something..
I think I'm the shortest in my whole family.. everyone are over 1.80, the 12 year old kids are about the same as me.. have no idea what their all been fed..
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Old 04-19-2007, 07:39 PM   #21
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^^ LOL!

Im relatively short too if you remember that the Dutch are the tallest race on earth..

But when Im in England and even when I was in the US I don't feel short at all
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Old 04-19-2007, 08:13 PM   #22
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Originally Posted by RC45
Originally Posted by phatbimmer
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I punched out early and I went home to have sex with my wife and the next door female neighbor.


What am I going to tell my boss? ^
I dont know, but its a good thing I was done before you got home
you like men ??? lol
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Old 04-20-2007, 02:33 AM   #23
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whats 1.75 meter?
A bit over 5'9". 5'10" is 1.78. That's roughly my height, which makes me around average in these parts, but a towering giant when I'm in Asia. I'm taller than all but one of my cousins (whose slightly taller than me).
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Old 04-20-2007, 12:07 PM   #24
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Originally Posted by TopGearNL
Im relatively short too if you remember that the Dutch are the tallest race on earth..

But when Im in England and even when I was in the US I don't feel short at all
yeah I remember.. but my mom was in the States a few months ago, and she said everyone were huge (fat) fucking huge! she said they were all 2m both horizontally and vertically and she was all over, both NY, Orlando and some other place I dont recall..

but if you say so, then its good to hear, I feel shorter and shorter every Friday! (extended family dinner over at my grandmothers..) and quit (spelling?) sick of it..
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Old 04-20-2007, 01:55 PM   #25
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^quite

i'm a rather tall person something around 1.87 i think... so when i see someone who is taller than me, it's generally a dude who is a giant
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Old 04-20-2007, 06:37 PM   #26
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Originally Posted by Erez
Originally Posted by TopGearNL
Im relatively short too if you remember that the Dutch are the tallest race on earth..

But when Im in England and even when I was in the US I don't feel short at all
yeah I remember.. but my mom was in the States a few months ago, and she said everyone were huge (fat) fucking huge! she said they were all 2m both horizontally and vertically and she was all over, both NY, Orlando and some other place I dont recall..

but if you say so, then its good to hear, I feel shorter and shorter every Friday! (extended family dinner over at my grandmothers..) and quit (spelling?) sick of it..
LOL! 2 by 2

Anyway I went from Denver to Los Angeles and in all the States I traveled my height was about average, except in LA, especially the women are big bitches over there, and I don't mean fat! :shock:

And like Matt said, people in Asia aren't quite so tall too.
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Old 04-20-2007, 06:42 PM   #27
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Originally Posted by silentm
^quite

i'm a rather tall person something around 1.87 i think... so when i see someone who is taller than me, it's generally a dude who is a giant
meh...

6'6 here...flock of seagulls hair cut prolly adds another 2 inches...
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Old 04-20-2007, 06:44 PM   #28
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^^ Remember to never piss you off :shock:
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Old 04-21-2007, 01:28 AM   #29
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except in LA, especially the women are big bitches over there, and I don't mean fat!
The girlfriend of the candidate I worked for before the state election was from LA. I thought she was a nice person. She actually had a sense of humour. Must be from having all these Canadian friends.
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Old 04-21-2007, 08:56 AM   #30
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Originally Posted by silentm
^quite

i'm a rather tall person something around 1.87 i think... so when i see someone who is taller than me, it's generally a dude who is a giant
:good: thanks for the correction

@NL- maybe its just me, but I like my chicks under ~1.70m, tall chicks really doesn't to it for me.. :bah: the shorter once are cute
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