This topic made me look into google to search for the ugliest cars.
I found one that has comments on the ugliest. Check it out
Pontiac Aztek (I know it was already posted)
The sweet words
The auto equivalent of Picasso on a bad day. — Christopher
So bad, they couldn't even spell its name correctly. — Kit
The Plaztek has to be the ugliest hunk of polystyrene ever molded. — Jeff
Let's face it, not every engineering student gets an "A". The "D" students need work also. — Bob
One of our neighbors has a green one which we call the "toadmobile," which, come to think of it, is an insult to toads. —Richard
The back end looks like it was stretched up too high, kind of like when an elderly person hikes their pants up to their chin. — Eric
That didn't just get hit with an ugly stick; it came charging out of the ugly forest! — Chris
It looks the way Montezuma's revenge feels. — John
Looks like it was designed by two separate teams of engineers that started at opposite bumpers and worked their way towards the middle, each unable to talk to the other until they met at the center doorpost. — Nate
Was Pontiac taken over by a high school shop class? — Sam
It has all the style, grace, and sexiness of an orthopedic shoe. — Byron
A horrid assembly of mismatched lines and angles, made even worse by the gray plastic body cladding of the "original edition." — Richard
Just screams "committee." — Thomas
Look like it has a wedgie. — Lisa
Ever seen this car from behind? It's like getting behind a horse that's ready to drop a load. — Susan
Looks like it went into the crusher before the showroom! The last step in the production process was being hit with an ugly stick. — Nate
It is amazing Pontiac hasn't been sued for accidents caused by drivers spewing coffee over the inside of their windshields when Azteks drive by. — Thomas
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Toyota Scion xB
The sweet words
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. — Art
Is the black glass to protect the identity of the geek who's driving? — Tarek
Is it full of clowns when you buy it? — Tom
My kids call the Element and Scion "Lego cars". But at least you can take a Lego car apart and make something useful out of it. — Beverly
Did the cleaning lady take the plans for this out of the trash as a joke — and nobody noticed? — Susie
All the grace of a hippo on stilts. — Chris
Did they forget to take it out of its shipping crate? — Richard
A smaller, uglier distant cousin of the Honda Element; it's inherently unstable, underpowered and hideous to look at. — Steve
Looks like some sort of milk truck for a Shriner parade. — Will
Its appearance should serve as an innovative but effective first line of defense against car theft. — Sharon
When I was younger, my friends and I would make cars out of refrigerator boxes. Never in a million years could I have dreamed we were actually years ahead of our time. — Josh
Takes the cube to new levels of ugliness. — Jon
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Honda Element
The sweet words
Looks like a Hummer, fresh out of a trash compactor. — Catherine
Nice box. Where's the car that came in it? — Sean
All that's missing to complete its Barney Rubble-mobile appearance is holes in the floorboard so you can hang your legs out. — Stangas
Every time we see a Honda Element, we wonder, "What element is it? Butt-uglium?" — Ed & Vicki
Looks like the owner thought, "I'd like to own a Hummer, but I work at Foot Locker." — John
This is what happens when you cross an armored car with a circus midget. — Norb
Looks like a Soviet-era ice cream truck. — Jason
If you put a trunk in the front, you could call it the Honda Elephant. — Tony
Where did they find the designer — in the UPS garage? — Mary Jo
A rollover would improve its looks! — Terry
Reminds me of a communist taxicab. — Don
A toaster on wheels! It is so ugly that it makes the Aztek look attractive. — Glenn
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