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02-25-2007, 03:51 AM
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Ed - Trekkie women are HOT! (A Trekkie for life)
Manic-Depressive and my head hurts.
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02-25-2007, 04:08 AM
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^^^ so my secret is I live on the other side of the earth shaking by fear
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02-25-2007, 04:27 AM
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I am a second degree black belt and could probably kill you all with the greatest of ease.
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Are you Chuck Norris?
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02-25-2007, 06:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Mattk
I am a second degree black belt and could probably kill you all with the greatest of ease.
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Are you The Karate Kid but with like more cool?
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02-25-2007, 08:48 AM
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i enjoy the occasional "gilmore girls" episode
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02-25-2007, 08:56 AM
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holy shit this section is getting more bizarre everyday :shock:
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02-25-2007, 09:02 AM
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My secret? I have a real nice shampoo. 0X
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02-25-2007, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Minacious
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Muay-Thai expert here, I will destroy your legs then I will finish you off with a spinning back fist 8)
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Originally Posted by Dan\/6
damn speedkillar, if you didnt have a title already it would now say 'robofucker' or similar
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02-25-2007, 10:42 AM
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Ok ok, my secret is, that I am not a real gay, just a wannabe
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Bob Woodward - State of denial
Tariq Ali - Clash of Fundamentalisms
Blaire is a figleaf
Cars are my hobby, driving them is my passion.
Originally Posted by Dan\/6
damn speedkillar, if you didnt have a title already it would now say 'robofucker' or similar
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02-25-2007, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by SPEEDKILLAR
Originally Posted by Minacious
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Muay-Thai expert here, I will destroy your legs then I will finish you off with a spinning back fist 8)
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Seriously. How the fuck can you let the back of your fist spin? It's just physically impossible!
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02-25-2007, 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Stoopie
Originally Posted by SPEEDKILLAR
Originally Posted by Minacious
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Muay-Thai expert here, I will destroy your legs then I will finish you off with a spinning back fist 8)
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Seriously. How the fuck can you let the back of your fist spin? It's just physically impossible!
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Dude, are you serious?
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Bob Woodward - State of denial
Tariq Ali - Clash of Fundamentalisms
Blaire is a figleaf
Cars are my hobby, driving them is my passion.
Originally Posted by Dan\/6
damn speedkillar, if you didnt have a title already it would now say 'robofucker' or similar
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02-25-2007, 10:46 AM
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Well, you're not telling me that it is possible.
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02-25-2007, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Stoopie
Well, you're not telling me that it is possible.
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When you rotate your body 360 degrees(clock wise with your right hand), with your arm extended, and you land your fist(back of your fist) to your opponents face, he's out and dreaming.
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Bob Woodward - State of denial
Tariq Ali - Clash of Fundamentalisms
Blaire is a figleaf
Cars are my hobby, driving them is my passion.
Originally Posted by Dan\/6
damn speedkillar, if you didnt have a title already it would now say 'robofucker' or similar
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02-25-2007, 10:59 AM
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Ah like that But you'd have to do that amazingly fast then, not? Elseway you might just be pushed over while you're making that turn
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02-25-2007, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Stoopie
Ah like that But you'd have to do that amazingly fast then, not? Elseway you might just be pushed over while you're making that turn
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Yes of course, all about speed and setting up your opponent to drop his guard, so you can hit his temple or jaw. And also the stance of your feet, so when you make contact the impact will be bonecrushing.
In a streetfight it is very handy, but dangerous of course if the guy doesn't stand up again. You can use the element of suprise, nobody will expect it.
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Bob Woodward - State of denial
Tariq Ali - Clash of Fundamentalisms
Blaire is a figleaf
Cars are my hobby, driving them is my passion.
Originally Posted by Dan\/6
damn speedkillar, if you didnt have a title already it would now say 'robofucker' or similar
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