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Old 04-13-2007, 03:44 PM   #31
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Originally Posted by Z3uS
I looks like a monkey
thats for an other topic

@saadie - well me too for the past 5 months.. sucks tho
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Old 04-13-2007, 04:14 PM   #32
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I've been told i look nearly 26-27 years older then 5! :shock:
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Old 04-13-2007, 05:11 PM   #33
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Originally Posted by Erez
Originally Posted by Z3uS
I looks like a monkey
thats for an other topic

@saadie - well me too for the past 5 months.. sucks tho
I haven't drunk alcohol for 6 months too, but not because of religious reasons
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Old 04-13-2007, 06:17 PM   #34
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Originally Posted by TopGearNL
I haven't drunk alcohol for 6 months too, but not because of religious reasons
same here
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Old 04-13-2007, 06:21 PM   #35
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^^ Ill tell mine reason if you tell yours
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Old 04-13-2007, 06:24 PM   #36
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dude have you forgotten the "do you believe in god" thread?
and I don't know what religious reason could there be to forbid alcohol for 6 months...
and Jewish people without wine..

anywho.. the doc here said I shouldn't drink for 6 months cause of this antibiotic I took
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Old 04-13-2007, 06:40 PM   #37
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^^ I didn't read that thread thoroughy Im sorry to say..

But LOL I know now.

Im on a strict diet, easy as that.
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Old 04-13-2007, 06:46 PM   #38
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its not the religion thats stopping me ....
being drunk had never really been in my mind ...
im one of those idiots who like to live the momeent wether good or bad rather then not knowing whats hapening around me ...
i did have a cigar with 20% marijuana today .. didnt work on me ... rest of the friends went insane lol ...
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Old 04-13-2007, 06:48 PM   #39
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^^ Tell your friend that they were faking cos no way a cigar with 20% Marijuana can make you happy, high or go crazy..

If you come over here one day Ill show you what it really does to you
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Old 04-13-2007, 06:51 PM   #40
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^ ah hmm ... well this was the frist time so dont really know what was hapenning lol ....
hah .. im so not looking forward to that
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Old 04-13-2007, 06:54 PM   #41
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why are you on a strict diet? (BTW had no idea alcohol has anything to do with diets )
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Old 04-13-2007, 07:05 PM   #42
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Originally Posted by saadie
^ ah hmm ... well this was the frist time so dont really know what was hapenning lol ....
hah .. im so not looking forward to that
LOL!

why are you on a strict diet? (BTW had no idea alcohol has anything to do with diets
Loosing weight, alcohol doesn't help
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Old 04-13-2007, 08:14 PM   #43
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alcohol or beer anyways, good luck
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Old 04-13-2007, 10:39 PM   #44
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I went to a backpacker bar last weekend with a mate and this Irish girl started flirting with us, using lots of innuendo.
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Old 04-15-2007, 06:39 PM   #45
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^^ Irish girl in a bar, no surprise
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