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02-22-2007, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by SPEEDKILLAR
A firm handshake will do.
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Most men can't even do that right. I often get little dainty handshakes that I would expect from a 4 foot female. My Man-Hugs are famous around these parts. I basically give you a powerful bear hug while lifting you of the ground. You'd love it!
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02-22-2007, 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by SPEEDKILLAR
A firm handshake will do.
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Handshakes invade too much of my personal space. A a quick acknowledging nod will do.
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02-22-2007, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Minacious
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Originally Posted by SPEEDKILLAR
A firm handshake will do.
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Most men can't even do that right. I often get little dainty handshakes that I would expect from a 4 foot female. My Man-Hugs are famous around these parts. I basically give you a powerful bear hug while lifting you of the ground. You'd love it! |
Absolutely true, they seem like sissies when they do that! Maybe I should start giving powerful bear hugs too 
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02-22-2007, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Minacious
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Originally Posted by SPEEDKILLAR
A firm handshake will do.
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Most men can't even do that right. I often get little dainty handshakes that I would expect from a 4 foot female. My Man-Hugs are famous around these parts. I basically give you a powerful bear hug while lifting you of the ground. You'd love it! |
I don't believe you have ever given me one of your famous hugs :cry: Maybe you realize your bear hug can't contain my infinite machismo 
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02-22-2007, 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Minacious
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Originally Posted by SPEEDKILLAR
A firm handshake will do.
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Most men can't even do that right. I often get little dainty handshakes that I would expect from a 4 foot female. |
+1 :roll: dainty fairy handshake men, you just want to kill them :2gunfire:
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02-22-2007, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by novass
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Originally Posted by Minacious
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Originally Posted by SPEEDKILLAR
A firm handshake will do.
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Most men can't even do that right. I often get little dainty handshakes that I would expect from a 4 foot female. My Man-Hugs are famous around these parts. I basically give you a powerful bear hug while lifting you of the ground. You'd love it! |
I don't believe you have ever given me one of your famous hugs :cry: Maybe you realize your bear hug can't contain my infinite machismo |
I will make it a point to give you one now. I just hope it doesn't make you feel too emasculated. I have been told that being lifted off the ground by another man like a little kid can do that to you. 
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02-23-2007, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Minacious
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Originally Posted by SPEEDKILLAR
A firm handshake will do.
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Most men can't even do that right. I often get little dainty handshakes that I would expect from a 4 foot female. My Man-Hugs are famous around these parts. I basically give you a powerful bear hug while lifting you of the ground. You'd love it! |
lol, you remind me of a friend of mine, he is a force of nature, 1.85m and weiging 120kg 
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damn speedkillar, if you didnt have a title already it would now say 'robofucker' or similar |
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02-23-2007, 10:38 AM
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If you're shaking hands, why not give me one of these:
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02-23-2007, 11:02 AM
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Speaking about gay
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02-23-2007, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by dani_d_mas
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as you are speaking of that... a bearhug from me at NR for everyone who comes to the meeting ...and dont tell me then that I didnt warn you 
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02-23-2007, 01:00 PM
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Oh I thought it was normal I got paid in that way 
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02-23-2007, 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Stoopie
Speaking about gay
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That's a Royal Australian Navy poster. The new ones are a bit more exciting.
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02-24-2007, 06:12 AM
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^ woops lol
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02-26-2007, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Minacious
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Originally Posted by novass
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Originally Posted by Minacious
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Originally Posted by SPEEDKILLAR
A firm handshake will do.
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Most men can't even do that right. I often get little dainty handshakes that I would expect from a 4 foot female. My Man-Hugs are famous around these parts. I basically give you a powerful bear hug while lifting you of the ground. You'd love it! |
I don't believe you have ever given me one of your famous hugs :cry: Maybe you realize your bear hug can't contain my infinite machismo |
I will make it a point to give you one now. I just hope it doesn't make you feel too emasculated. I have been told that being lifted off the ground by another man like a little kid can do that to you. |
LMAO Im confident in my sexuality and I still act like a little kid.
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