Jokes and Humour Got a joke, funny picture or video to share? Post it here |
01-23-2007, 11:21 AM
|
#61
|
Regular User
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 4,566
|
Originally Posted by evoWalo
I have very low tolerance to alcohol and I think it's great. I dont drink as much as other people to get that buzz. I sober up pretty quick. I have a virtual nil chance of killing my liver. I spend a fraction of the time and money others can. I can afford to buy the good stuff and still be able to have some left for a few days down the road.
|
Yeah, it will catch up to you
By any chance, do you turn red when you drink? And why haven't you started drinking earlier? It's not like there's an enforced drinking age in the Philippines..
__________________
|
|
|
01-23-2007, 11:25 AM
|
#62
|
Regular User
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: :noitacoL
Posts: 2,670
|
scotch and coke for me.
__________________
|
|
|
01-23-2007, 11:42 AM
|
#63
|
Regular User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The 51st State
Posts: 10,181
|
So you hate girls? So anti-social...
|
He likes David Hasselhoff, says enough...
__________________
|
|
|
01-23-2007, 05:34 PM
|
#64
|
Regular User
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Naples, FL
Posts: 1,407
|
i do turn red and i guess the reason why i didnt became a more frequent drinker earlier is because my friends tend to get drunk through local beers (read: cheap friends) which i know now that i am allergic too. I'd describe my allergy as the feeling of my chest feels like it is within a vice grip and my heart's about to assplode. That kinda got me stuck in "i'm allergic to all alcohol" but after trying other stuff it appears I am allergic to pale pilsen.
3/4ths of a bottle of Vodka Ice or light beer already gets me tipsy/drink.
Yeah, it will catch up to you
By any chance, do you turn red when you drink? And why haven't you started drinking earlier? It's not like there's an enforced drinking age in the Philippines..
|
__________________
|
|
|
01-23-2007, 06:53 PM
|
#65
|
Regular User
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: United Provinces of the Kingdom of Great Netherlands
Posts: 2,119
|
Originally Posted by TopGearNL
So you hate girls? So anti-social...
|
He likes David Hasselhoff, says enough...
|
*sigh* I didn't say I hate girls I said I hate girly-drink-drinkers! And with that I mean the men who drink those girly drinks Remember, girls were the only reason those drinks were invented, they wanted something different for a change! Men just stuck with beer.
|
|
|
01-23-2007, 07:12 PM
|
#66
|
Regular User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The 51st State
Posts: 10,181
|
Originally Posted by Stoopie
Originally Posted by TopGearNL
So you hate girls? So anti-social...
|
He likes David Hasselhoff, says enough...
|
*sigh* I didn't say I hate girls I said I hate girly-drink-drinkers! And with that I mean the men who drink those girly drinks Remember, girls were the only reason those drinks were invented, they wanted something different for a change! Men just stuck with beer.
|
Or wine, or whisky
__________________
|
|
|
01-23-2007, 07:14 PM
|
#67
|
Regular User
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: United Provinces of the Kingdom of Great Netherlands
Posts: 2,119
|
^ No men stuck with beer. Girly-men stuck with wine, and the leftovers stuck with whiskey
|
|
|
01-23-2007, 07:20 PM
|
#68
|
Regular User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The 51st State
Posts: 10,181
|
Originally Posted by Stoopie
^ No men stuck with beer. Girly-men stuck with wine, and the leftovers stuck with whiskey
|
Wine a girly drink?
Yeah right, dream on sunny.. You have alot to learn
Im with you on the Whisky bit though LOL
__________________
|
|
|
01-23-2007, 07:24 PM
|
#69
|
Regular User
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: United Provinces of the Kingdom of Great Netherlands
Posts: 2,119
|
^ Yes wine is a girly drink, especially when you're of your age. And don't keep telling me I have a lot to learn, damn that's getting annoying.. Especially on this one, trust me youngster
Btw, you don't want to tell me that you drink wine when you're going on a night out? That's just gay! I can understand that you'd like to drink a nice red wine when discussing things or something.. when you're 40+
|
|
|
01-23-2007, 07:32 PM
|
#70
|
Regular User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The 51st State
Posts: 10,181
|
/\/\ Uh I work in a Wine and spirits shop
No I don't drink wine when I go out, offcourse not but I do drink wine in general. Oh and I sell this stuff, also know what it tastes like so I win on this one sonny!
__________________
|
|
|
01-23-2007, 07:38 PM
|
#71
|
Regular User
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: United Provinces of the Kingdom of Great Netherlands
Posts: 2,119
|
Originally Posted by TopGearNL
/\/\ Uh I work in a Wine and spirits shop
No I don't drink wine when I go out, offcourse not but I do drink wine in general. Oh and I sell this stuff, also know what it tastes like so I win on this one sonny!
|
*sigh* I know what water tastes like, that doesn't make me a winner now does it? And I used to sell it a few years ago, and most of the clientele were older men/women. Don't tell me I'm not right, I just know it's true! And if there were any youngsters like you, it'd be girls!
|
|
|
01-23-2007, 07:40 PM
|
#72
|
Regular User
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Sydney, Australia
Posts: 6,610
|
Men just stuck with beer.
|
Actually, the Ancient Greeks and Romans were very keen on wine, because there was no beer. I drink wine if it's served/free, or if there's no beer, but I'd never buy a glass of wine for myself.
__________________
One stumble does not constitute total failure;
One victory does not constitute total success.
|
|
|
01-23-2007, 07:42 PM
|
#73
|
Regular User
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: United Provinces of the Kingdom of Great Netherlands
Posts: 2,119
|
Originally Posted by Mattk
Men just stuck with beer.
|
Actually, the Ancient Greeks and Romans were very keen on wine, because there was no beer. I drink wine if it's served/free, or if there's no beer, but I'd never buy a glass of wine for myself.
|
Yes they were. And that's why they are no longer here j/k I know about the ancient world, they used to honour Bacchus, the god of drinking and wine.. Now that says a lot I honour Heineken now And sure, if it's for free and the only thing to drink, I'd prefer wine to water
|
|
|
01-23-2007, 07:43 PM
|
#74
|
Regular User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The 51st State
Posts: 10,181
|
Originally Posted by Stoopie
Originally Posted by TopGearNL
/\/\ Uh I work in a Wine and spirits shop
No I don't drink wine when I go out, offcourse not but I do drink wine in general. Oh and I sell this stuff, also know what it tastes like so I win on this one sonny!
|
*sigh* I know what water tastes like, that doesn't make me a winner now does it? And I used to sell it a few years ago, and most of the clientele were older men/women. Don't tell me I'm not right, I just know it's true! And if there were any youngsters like you, it'd be girls!
|
Well Im not gonna say your not right but it depends on what you sell. Cocktails are extreme popular lately, at least in the ''Randstad''. I don't drink them, so no girly drinks too for me. But I do drink wine and if you say only girls or older people drink wine, thats total BS!
You can say its gay, fine by me but you don't think gay people drink beer too?
I don't drink wine if I go out, I drink it with a nice meal...
__________________
|
|
|
01-23-2007, 07:44 PM
|
#75
|
Regular User
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Sydney, Australia
Posts: 6,610
|
Apparently Heineken uses slave labour to make its bottles. Even if it is true (which I doubt), I'll still drink it. Heineken is not cheap though.
__________________
One stumble does not constitute total failure;
One victory does not constitute total success.
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|