LMAO!!!
it's funny how you have that, it reminds me of a joke i heard one time:
3 friends go into a strip club and have a seat.. the girl comes out and starts the show.. the first friend pulls out a 10 dollar bill and sticks it in her g-string. the second friend pulls out a 50 dollar bill and sticks it her undies. the last friend, not to be outdone, pulls out his bank card, swipes her butt-crack (other variations accepted), takes the 60 dollars and leaves