Ahahahhaha I got a story too.
Thursday morning me mate calls saying "man lets go get drunk my friend just called me over and he wants to get drunk"
So what do I do? I put on some pants, fry two eggs, eat that and walk to my friends house.
I get there we leave and go to the beer store. We buy a couple of bottles of Olde English malt liquer, pure hooood lol.
So I down 1 bottle of the 40 ouncer in about 10min while the rest of the guys are still siping on their first can of heiniken.
Still not feeling any of the effects I down another one, now I am fucking drunk as hell.
Next thing I remeber is two cop cruisers doing a full search on the 7 or so people that were there * I believe we were next to some coffee shop
Anyway I almost go put in the back of the cruiser, got a warning that if they see me on the street again that day Im going to jail. Now I had my eyes closed the entire time so I dont even know what the fucking cops look like.
Next thing I remember is fully clothed in my jacket waiking up at my friends place, and him throwing all the people out of the house because he had a family party to attend to.
So I get home at 8pm, now I started drinking at 11am or so lol
So I get home take a hot shower and fall asleep......
Wake up today puking all the way till about 3pm, and I started recoving about 2 hours ago after downing a couple of spoons of peptol bismol.
Thats my story