Lawyer in a Bank Teller Line
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller,
one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the
person in front of him. Surprised, the man turned and
snarled, "Just what the hell are you doing?"
"Well," said the guy, "you see I'm a chirpractor and
I could just see that you were tense, so I had to
massage your back. Sometimes I just can't help
practicing my art!"
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" the guy
replied. "I'm a lawyer. Do you see me fucking the guy
in front of me?"
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