WTF when did Harry potter become the devil?

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so, today after missing out on the last 2 movies, I rented them on my way home since I was gonna have all the nephews around and stuff, so I popped in the order of the phoenix and they all (5 of them) my brother's 2 kids, mine and my sister's little monster ... ok so they are all very quiet for like 15 min, movie is truly interesting, having read all of the books up to deathly hallows I can only wonder just how close to the book the movie is, not an exact copy but very nice, nice cast... when suddenly my brother's wife walks in from the kitchen and starts this gigantic drama about how Harry Potter is the devil and all things magic are evil and I just... well... LMFAO one of the kids said to her "shut up muggle!" I bursted in laughter

but this did not stop her, she even pulled her kid off the couch and got all belligerant, so I said ok, fine I will take it off, but they asked me to see it, my brother comes in from outside, tells me that they are not fans of Harry potter and that all that stuff is satanic... I can no longer contain it and just say to all of them, "JUST WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU IGNORANT FUCKS?" when did you all become bible thumping morons? you don't even go to church! Harry potter is an entertaining and well written series of books which is imaginative and full of wonder with an indelible message of good in it, it's just like any story about good VS evil, and evil never wins... what makes it demonic? are the spells real? if I grab a twig and say "havra kadavra" to you will you die a horrendous death? if I grab a broom and mount it am I gonna fly around and play quiddich?

My mother who had been quiet all this time, interjected at this point and said, well, if these movies were truly demonic and teaching kids bad spells I would have made Claire(my brother's wife) dissapear a long time ago... then she lets out a witchy laugh...

we all started cracking up except Claire, she has never had a good relationship with my family, she walked outside, had a smoke and then she took off, during dinner my brother told us that he had already filed for divorce a couple months prior and she was not signing, the only person who knew up until now was my mother, so I guess his christmas present will be to be rid of the stupid bitch, seriously, this bitch is bible thumping at everybody yet she is out screwing men, she complains about her kid watching Harry Potter while she is having sex with 2 guys while the door is open and my 4yr old nephew is watching... come on! I am happy my bro is starting the new year with a divorce, and do not worry, they haven't been living together in a year and he has a pretty hot girlfriend now...

well sorry for my rant, but I also need to know just how many people are out there thinking Harry Potter is demonic? I mean seriously WTF? just what sort of nonsense is this? I for one will let my kids waqtch whatever they want, provided they are not watching Spice, even then when they are a little older I will take out the block, I am sure by the time they are 14 they have seen and done everything anyway I am not naive, if they get pregnant i will however proceed to beat the snot out of whoever the boy is that got my daughters... but that is another thing