Ferrari's F1 & Pakistani boyz....
Ferrari's F1 Team has fired its entire Pit Crew. The announcement
follows Ferrari's decision to take advantage of Pakistan's unemployment,
and hire unemployed Pakistani youths from Karachi. The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how they were able to remove a set of wheels from a car parked in the street in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew takes more than 8 seconds with the right equipment.
This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari Management,
and, as most races are won & lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an
advantage over every other team. However, Ferrari's expectations were exceeded, as during the Crew's first practice session; not only were 'da boyz' Karachi able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had resprayed the car, filled off the chassis number and sold the vehicle over to the McLaren's Team
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