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02-01-2007, 02:50 AM
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Long lost son?
I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock .... I was just wondering if you were my son."
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02-01-2007, 11:44 AM
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 Man, I want to be that sharp on comebacks when I'm that old
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02-01-2007, 01:57 PM
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Haha.. good one
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02-01-2007, 05:11 PM
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i say: owned
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02-01-2007, 05:13 PM
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02-01-2007, 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by ViperASR
Man, I want to be that sharp on comebacks when I'm that old |
lol i wanna be that sharp on comebacks now 
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02-01-2007, 07:38 PM
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I cant tell if you guys think he really overheard this? Cus ive heard this one before.
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02-01-2007, 09:52 PM
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^Yeah, is this for real?
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The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
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That in itself is actually pretty funny, but the old man's comeback was great.
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02-01-2007, 10:21 PM
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haha nah its not for real, but u can pretend it is if u want 
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02-04-2007, 07:05 PM
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that was great
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