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Old 10-31-2008, 05:00 AM   #1
10000rpmlover
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Default financial advice from 10000rpm

Great advice in these troubling financial times.

If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have
$42 left.
With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left.
With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left.

But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have had $214.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg!
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