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Old 01-25-2007, 10:18 AM   #1
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Default birds...
1) i am fucking hungover
2) i want to enjoy my pot of coffee
3) THERE ARE FUCKING BIRDS OUTSIDE IN FUCKING 20DEGREE WEATHER, WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK. THEY WILL NOT STOP PLEASE HELP

the fucking noises they make are so ear piercing, i want michael madsen to cut my ears off while listening to stuck in the middle with you, mother of fucking god make it stop.....please just make it stop......





that really makes me fucking happy



yes i am sane, your insane...
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Old 01-25-2007, 01:27 PM   #2
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i donno wether to cry or laugh
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Old 01-25-2007, 01:34 PM   #3
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Old 01-25-2007, 02:15 PM   #4
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^ hahahahahahhaaha oh lawrence
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Old 01-25-2007, 03:56 PM   #5
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oh i feel better...does anybody need bird meat? it taste pretty damn good....
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Old 01-25-2007, 04:09 PM   #6
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yeah sure why not... so what've u done to them?
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Old 01-25-2007, 08:04 PM   #7
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OK... Did you roundhouse kick them?
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Old 01-25-2007, 08:21 PM   #8
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^Oh dear... :shock:
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Old 01-25-2007, 08:33 PM   #9
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Originally Posted by dani_d_mas
Originally Posted by gucom
yeah sure why not... so what've u done to them?
Anal penetration - to every single one of them........
I hope he brought the lubricant, poor burdies :shock:
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Old 01-25-2007, 09:02 PM   #10
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It was probably due to lack of lubricant. They died of internal bleeding.
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Lubricant?

They're ALL dead now!!
So that they didn't suffer..

It was probably due to lack of lubricant. They died of internal bleeding.
Apparently they did suffer :shock:
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Old 01-25-2007, 09:15 PM   #12
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Yeah, poor birds. Imagine being perched on your branch, and then suddenly getting done up the ass by a crazed dani! Shocking! Unimaginable! Unthinkable!
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Old 01-25-2007, 09:21 PM   #13
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Originally Posted by Mattk
Yeah, poor birds. Imagine being perched on your branch, and then suddenly getting done up the ass by a crazed dani! Shocking! Unimaginable! Unthinkable!
:shock:

Im trying all sorts of stuff now trying to get that image outta my head
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Old 01-25-2007, 09:25 PM   #14
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And look at the way he lined them all up! Sickening!
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Originally Posted by Mattk
And look at the way he lined them all up! Sickening!
Stop it :x
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