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Old 10-21-2005, 10:04 PM   #1
blinkmeat
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Default The steadfast wife

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for
>>several
>> >months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One
>>day,
he
>> >motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered,
>>eyes
>> >full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through
>>the bad
>> >times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my
>>business
>> >failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side.
>>When we
>> >lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started
>>failing,
>> >you were still by my side.........You know what?""What dear?" she
>>gently
>> >asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
>> >"I think you're bad luck, get the fuck away from
me."

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Old 10-21-2005, 10:06 PM   #2
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