This Lo Pan guy can write!
"Wednesday, July 09, 2003
I was looking at some old photos last night, and i saw a picture i took with an old ex girlfriend of mine....Susan. She was the first chick to give me a bj and i wanted to honor her by rubbing my penis on the photo. kidding. Man she was a ho though. The first time we went out on a date, i brought her back to my place just to chill. Next thing i know we are making out. She then proceded to take off her shirt, and i remember her saying some shit like, "i dont normally do this on the first date..." and "I hope u dont think im easy...do you?" Of course i replied "NO" as I jammed my penis in her mouth. Ok So i guess it was more like : "you dont think im eas mmmmmpphh" . haha. Ok i have major wood now.
So we get busy, and then start to go out. She was a nice chick but she was a sex Fiend. We'd meet up and I would ask what she wanted for dinner and she'd say "your penis". We'd end up having sex and skipping dinner. It was nice the first 50 times, but hey, sometimes u just want a whopper man.
She was the first chick I hit the skins "raw" with too. I know it was dumb and dangerous, but i was young and stupid. But man what a fucking change! I remember being really scared that i was going to bust a nut in her by accident though, so i kept on pulling out every 2 secs and wiping the tip of my unit with my thumb, then rubbing it in her hair as i pretended to caress it. I told her i was about to come and she told me to do it on her stomach but by accident some of it splash in her eye and she was blinking like crazy to get that shit out. haha.
The only bad thing about this chick was that she was pretty hairy downstairs. Looked like she had buckwheat in a fucking leg lock. I never saw tumbleweed except on TV westerns but after seeing her bush, i can image what that shit looks like in real life. Is there any polite way to tell a chick to trim her hedges???
Although i throughly enjoyed sex with susan, i must say that i could immediately tell that she had been around the block.. i mean come on, if u start fingering a girl and your hand comes out of her mouth, then you know u in trouble."
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