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[StanAE86]

Women Allegedly Assault Man With Tongs
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...ng_tong_attack


Women Allegedly Assault Man With Tongs
Wed Dec 22, 8:57 PM ET
Strange News - AP

SAVANNAH, Ga. - Police are looking for two women they say sexually assaulted a man with a pair of cooking tongs in a drug-related attack.

Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan police say the victim, a 25-year-old man, awoke Saturday morning with a metal object protruding from his body.

The victim, who police say was using cocaine at the time, told police he does not remember much of what happened.

He told doctors he was drinking and using cocaine at his mobile home Friday night when he saw two women outside his home and invited them in.

The victim's cousin took him to Memorial Health University Medical Center Saturday after he complained of pain. Doctors surgically removed an object identified as "one half of a pair of food tongs," and turned it over to police.

No information was available on the man's condition, according to a hospital spokesman.

The two women are wanted on aggravated sexual battery charges, but police say they aren't having much luck finding them.

"We have no descriptions of the women, being that (the victim) is not cooperating with the police," police spokesman Sgt. Mike Wilson said. "And there's little we can do to urge cooperation."

[BADMIHAI]

WTF? I wonder what they did to him.

[ZfrkS62]

aggravated sexual battery charges

with food tongs? there aren't many possibilities for that, but the options that do exist do not conjur up pleasant images :x

[RC45]

Originally Posted by insane Originally Posted by ZfrkS62 aggravated sexual battery charges with food tongs? there aren't many possibilities for that, but the options that do exist do not conjur up pleasant images :x Sorry, but what the hell is a food thong anyway?

Now use your imagination.... :shock:

[saadie]

@insane got the idea ??

[coombsie66]

Originally Posted by insane Originally Posted by RC45 Originally Posted by insane Originally Posted by ZfrkS62 aggravated sexual battery charges with food tongs? there aren't many possibilities for that, but the options that do exist do not conjur up pleasant images :x Sorry, but what the hell is a food thong anyway? Now use your imagination.... :shock: How the hell can u attack anybody with that? I'm trying to think of ways, but I cant.

Hmmm, well im sure it will come to you with time, but all i can seem to think of is which end did the put in!? Im going with the 'grabbing end' Maybee they were going for some brutal heavy duty prostate massaging, but lacked gloves... next best thing (or closest to hand)... aha kitchen tongs! :shock:

[Evo]

Daammmm.. That is sick..
And I'm wondring like coombsie66 which end..lool..