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04-11-2006, 07:51 PM
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Get your Brokeback hands out of my pockets Uncle Sam!
You don't deserve a fucking dime!!!! You haven't done ONE thing right in 2005 and now you expect me to pay 168 bucks for it? FUCK YOU :fist: Need i remind you of the fantastic job you did in the Gulf Coast after Katrina and Rita?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? :bad-words: You don't deserve ANYONE'S money this year, you son of a bitch! And so far, you aren't doing any better this year!!!!!!!!! Go ahead. Reward the border jumpers for breaking our laws. See if i ever pay a fucking cent in taxes again!!!!!!!! Stay in Iraq waging war on ghosts. You got what you wanted. Saddam is out of power. You aren't defending anything anymore. Get the troops back here to patrol our borders and keep the terrorists from pouring through from Mexico :fist: :bad-words: :bad-words: :bad-words: :bad-words: :bad-words: :bad-words: :bad-words: :bad-words: :bad-words: :bad-words: :bad-words: :bad-words: :bad-words: :bad-words:
(in case anyone can't tell, i owe the IRS money this year. Well they can suck my ass!)
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04-11-2006, 07:56 PM
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People have to pay taxes whether or not they support the govt policies or not. It's a responsibility that citizens bear. Although I must admit that I sign hobby declarations when I get jobs so as to avoid paying tax. I don't earn enough to be taxed in any case.
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04-11-2006, 08:04 PM
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Whew .. for a moment I thought I did something
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04-11-2006, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Mattk
People have to pay taxes whether or not they support the govt policies or not. It's a responsibility that citizens bear. Although I must admit that I sign hobby declarations when I get jobs so as to avoid paying tax. I don't earn enough to be taxed in any case.
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hobby declerations? how does that work?
Whew .. for a moment I thought I did something
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04-11-2006, 08:20 PM
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Hey at least you can write shitloads of stuff off against income tax here in the US, it's not all bad!
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04-11-2006, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by TransAm
Hey at least you can write shitloads of stuff off against income tax here in the US, it's not all bad!
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yeah,but unless you do it yourself, it's not worth it. my student loan interest was only going to save me 3 bucks to the irs but cost me 25 bucks for another form to the income tax people
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04-11-2006, 08:52 PM
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168 usd isn't that much... crybaby
that's the cost of having an useless war
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04-12-2006, 12:11 AM
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Re: Get your Brokeback hands out of my pockets Uncle Sam!
Originally Posted by ZfrkS62
(in case anyone can't tell, i owe the IRS money this year. Well they can suck my ass!)
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I realize you're pissed, but man, don't turn it sexual.
Hell, I'd just be happy there isn't a zero at the end of that amount you have to pay.
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04-12-2006, 12:18 AM
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Re: Get your Brokeback hands out of my pockets Uncle Sam!
Originally Posted by Minacious
Originally Posted by ZfrkS62
(in case anyone can't tell, i owe the IRS money this year. Well they can suck my ass!)
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I realize you're pissed, but man, don't turn it sexual.
Hell, I'd just be happy there isn't a zero at the end of that amount you have to pay.
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I don't even want to think about that
and your avatar looks really funny on double speed through firefox
and i probably should mention i had greek food last night that should be coming back to haunt me fairly soon
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04-12-2006, 01:46 AM
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Re: Get your Brokeback hands out of my pockets Uncle Sam!
Originally Posted by ZfrkS62
and your avatar looks really funny on double speed through firefox
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Yeah, I hate the fact that Firefox does that to gifs. There has to be a way to have them play at normal speed. Anyone know?
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04-12-2006, 09:03 PM
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that's the cost of having an useless war
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Or 150000 dollars apiece to katrina people looking for there handout for what they deserve from the hurricane lottery.
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04-12-2006, 09:26 PM
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dude you call taht tax.. :roll: you think your country is full of shit :roll: come over here for a little while.. do a lame fucking long ass 3 years in the army.. pay 120%(!!!) car tax.. pay tax for EVERYTHING you buy.. (around 20%) and 17% from everything else.. when min pay here is like aroud 4USD an hour..
us looks any better now?
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04-12-2006, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by graywolf624
that's the cost of having an useless war
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Or 150000 dollars apiece to katrina people looking for there handout for what they deserve from the hurricane lottery.
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>pokes at Pandora's Box<
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