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Old 02-18-2007, 01:16 PM   #1
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Default i am inlove with the other lady but i am scared of my wife

OK i love my wife I love my wife I ove my wife :_)
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Old 02-18-2007, 01:21 PM   #2
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I am so inlove with my wife
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Old 02-18-2007, 01:37 PM   #3
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'tis gotta be a joke....
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Old 02-18-2007, 02:13 PM   #4
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you dont keep it secret,you tell her so she can cut your balls off.........its the rule
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Old 02-18-2007, 02:17 PM   #5
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plan a: suggest a 3-some
plan b: turn and burn
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Old 02-18-2007, 02:32 PM   #6
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that's gotta suck... but in this respect im a conservative-ish kinda guy, unless there's something seriously wrong w/ ur marriage it's my opinion you should stick with it... if not, do tell your wife and get a divorce, don't cheat on her... just my 2cts from utopia...
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Old 02-18-2007, 02:38 PM   #7
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Well, posting on a website is a fine way to keep a secret.
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Old 02-18-2007, 03:22 PM   #8
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ok that's it i love my wife too much to do this so i am pulling out thanks guys.

When i was single i had to pray to get a date now that i am married chicks just wanna tease me it just plain suck right now. It's like going to a cool party by yourself chicks think you're a loser but if you got a couple of hot babes hanging off you every other chicks just wanna do you.

April has always been there for me through thick and thin. She always wait for me to come home from war and i feel as if i have betrayed her - this is so wrong of me.
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Old 02-18-2007, 03:31 PM   #9
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you're doing the right thing :good:

and nicely said bmw06

\/\/ shut up n00b
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Old 02-18-2007, 03:34 PM   #10
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HAHHAHAHAH :roflmao:
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Old 02-18-2007, 03:43 PM   #11
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It depends what you're waiting from this relation ... where you are in your mariage, if you have childs etc ... You can leave your wife and go with the other wit the risk to loose what you built. Is a sex-one off worth it ?
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Old 02-18-2007, 03:54 PM   #12
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She's gonna find out one way or another, see Dr Phil!
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Old 02-18-2007, 04:10 PM   #13
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If only we had a "weirdest" topic contest this one should really compete :bah:
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Old 02-18-2007, 04:18 PM   #14
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^^
lol when the actual guy finds out...
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Old 02-18-2007, 05:15 PM   #15
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dude reading your topics you are posting from the first time you got here(with tyrone nick or so) I have to say you are one of the the weirdiest dudes on JW and american air force must be really proud of you.
my bro was a fighter pilot he is weird dude too i admit(LOL) but you win the prize. sorry for beeing maybe too honest
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