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Old 07-31-2007, 05:03 PM   #1
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Default guess ...

... how i got locked out of the car, i had the keys and the security system remote with me .... ..
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Old 07-31-2007, 05:54 PM   #2
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haha .. that sucks .. ..

i have a way weird story to tell tho ..

more guesses please ....
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Old 07-31-2007, 06:17 PM   #3
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lmao .. no ....
i was locked OutSide the car!
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Old 07-31-2007, 07:46 PM   #4
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you had your dog in the car, and it hit the door locks and locked you out
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Old 07-31-2007, 07:52 PM   #5
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i have no clue.. i generally never lock my self out side the car. .
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Old 07-31-2007, 08:09 PM   #6
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^^ haha .. this is my first time ...

a little more detail

i managed to open the car with the key .. but the damn alarm went off .. the car car wouldnt start .. the damn windows wouldnt even roll down ... some innovative product .. these electric windows ..

andd no i dont have a dog
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Old 07-31-2007, 10:04 PM   #7
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It wasn't your car?
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Old 07-31-2007, 10:10 PM   #8
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^^ my thoughts exactly lol
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Old 08-01-2007, 06:03 AM   #9
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wrong again
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Old 08-03-2007, 10:18 PM   #10
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Your mobile phone interfered with the electronic systems in the car?
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Old 08-04-2007, 07:15 AM   #11
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Shit .. youre a genius ...

so this is what hapenned ...
the damn frecking cell of my remote died ...
it was 2 in the morning .. my friends keys were with his driver so i couldnt use his cell ... so i had to go for the last resort ... "the kitchen" ... opened up the remote with a knife and warmed up the cell using hot water and lots of rubbing.. luckly nothing came out ... it worked just once ... and thast all i needed .. 8) 8)
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Old 08-04-2007, 09:25 AM   #12
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Haha, how unlucky. What car is this?
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Old 08-04-2007, 10:13 AM   #13
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^^^

i wanna know what car this is also
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Old 08-04-2007, 02:44 PM   #14
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honda city ... moms car ...

its not the cars faul .... I have a seperate security system installed ...
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Old 08-05-2007, 03:58 AM   #15
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Ah, OK. The security system was obviously just befuddled by the signals coming to and from the mobile phone.
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