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Old 11-09-2004, 10:21 PM   #1
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Default Mathematical proof that girls are evil!

Every man has known since his days on the playground, that girls are evil.
but here's mathematical proof that they are!!

as anyone who has ever dated a female knows, women require time and money:

GIRLS=TIME x MONEY

and as everyone is aware, time IS money:

TIME=MONEY

so baisically:

GIRLS=MONEY x MONEY or (Money)2

and since money is the root of all evil:

MONEY = √EVIL

so therefore

GIRLS = (√EVIL)2

so we can now conclude that:

GIRLS=EVIL

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Old 11-09-2004, 10:58 PM   #2
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Maths never was my strongest point, but philosophy was ok - and i believe you have way to much time on your hands
This did make me laugh though, thanks
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Old 11-09-2004, 11:01 PM   #3
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and i believe you have way to much time on your hands
lol, my girlfriend's brother (who is a math major) sent this to me years ago and i just dug it up. so really, HE has too much time on his hands
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Old 11-10-2004, 12:20 AM   #4
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lol, my girlfriend's brother (who is a math major) sent this to me years ago and i just dug it up. so really, HE has too much time on his hands
or possibly he's just a mysogynist with an axe to grind
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Old 11-10-2004, 12:36 AM   #5
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or possibly he's just a mysogynist with an axe to grind
we haven't figured it out yet
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