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Old 12-13-2006, 02:35 PM   #16
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why walk when you can drive
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Old 12-13-2006, 02:36 PM   #17
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Damn guys loosen up! We've got Harry Potter for a president, what can I say
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Old 12-13-2006, 02:39 PM   #18
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Originally Posted by Max Power
why walk when you can drive

I guess there you can choose between getting mugged and getting car-jacked. Your choice, buddy. I'd rather pay the $3200 for the plasma TV.
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Old 12-13-2006, 02:42 PM   #19
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but if u get it jacked in the US u can buy another one and still keep more money than if u bought it here...

except here, u r already guranteed to get jacked
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Old 12-13-2006, 02:46 PM   #20
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And btw, I've got to say that the only thing good out of Canada is Steve Nash
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Old 12-13-2006, 02:47 PM   #21
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who plays in the states, cause he knows its better there, same with Lemeiux, Sakic, Gretz, Jim Carrey, or any other famous canadian
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Old 12-13-2006, 02:58 PM   #22
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Southpark says it all

Only good thing that came out of Canada were the men that liberated Holland in the 2nd WW
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Old 12-13-2006, 02:59 PM   #23
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It all depends if they shoot you aswell. Plus, getting jacked can't be much fun; unless it's being done by a hot girl and it involves K-Y Jelly.
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Old 12-13-2006, 03:03 PM   #24
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in 2005 in The Economist, Pittsburgh shared with Cleveland the top spot for most liveable cities in the United States
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburgh,_Pennsylvania

since that's where i'd want to live i don't c that big of an issue
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Old 12-13-2006, 03:04 PM   #25
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Originally Posted by BADMIHAI
RC: I told you I have no problem with the rag. The rage comes from deep within my soul.
Yeah - but her moods don't (or so I hear... never had experience with the "moody" type )
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Old 12-13-2006, 03:09 PM   #26
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Well, Vancouver is the best place in the world to live in:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4306936.stm

Canada overall is a better country to live in than the U.S.

For almost a decade (up to the year 2001), Canada was ranked number one among 175 countries in the United Nation's Quality of Life survey.



Here's a link to HDI: http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A07785.../A0778562.html
Canada is #6, U.S. is #8.
Go ahead! Move to the U.S.! There will be one more job for an immigrant who struggled to be here and appreciates what he has.
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Old 12-13-2006, 03:12 PM   #27
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I will, just out of spite
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Old 12-13-2006, 03:12 PM   #28
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Good riddance, says I!
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Old 12-13-2006, 03:13 PM   #29
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Originally Posted by TopGearNL
Southpark says it all

Only good thing that came out of Canada were the men that liberated Holland in the 2nd WW
True too, and Steve Nash!

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Old 12-13-2006, 03:13 PM   #30
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Originally Posted by RC45
Originally Posted by BADMIHAI
RC: I told you I have no problem with the rag. The rage comes from deep within my soul.
Yeah - but her moods don't (or so I hear... never had experience with the "moody" type )

Come on! You married a hot blooded latina. There's no way you haven't been through crazy times.
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