jokes

[yg60m]

Teacher asked: Which ! part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied : The legs...because everynight I see my mum's legs up high
and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING".

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Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school?

Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say, "TONIGHT I WILL EAT
YOUR PUSSY".

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What's the difference between a panty and a stage curtain?

Answer : When you pull down the stage curtain, show is over, but when you
pull down the PANTY... IT'S SHOWTIME.

[abbor]

[Fleischmann]

HAHAHAHA. I could predict what the jokes were going to be about after the first ssentences, but funny nevertheless.