Darwin Award - having sex on the road

[WilliamsF1]

(source - www.darwinawards.com)

(3 March 2002, Sheffield, England) As Kim Fontana, 32, and Paul Cowley, 40, left the pub, they noticed that a streetlight was burned out, creating an attractive pool of darkness on the road. Unable to rein in their passion, they began to canoodle on the asphalt outside the pub.

Witnesses said the couple was lying right on the white line, kissing and cuddling. The passionate pair were warned of the danger of their chosen position not once, not twice, but three times -- by a car driver, a bus driver, and a pedestrian.

An off-duty paramedic honked three times and shouted, "You want to get up, or otherwise you’ll be run over." The man simply said "Cheers, mate," and the paramedic heard a female voice laughing. A bus driver swerved to avoid them, and drove past with wheels on the curb. A concerned pedestrian shouted to warn them that another bus was headed their way.

Despite these disruptions, Kim and Paul continued, oblivious to the approach of a small, single-decker Nipper bus. The bus driver mistook the undulating shape for a bag of rubbish in the poorly lit street, and was unable to stop in time. There was a dull thud...

Kim and Paul were struck and killed at midnight. Paramedics found Kim lying on her back with her jumper pulled up, and Paul between her legs with his trousers pulled down.

The only downside to this timely removal of lunacy from the gene pool is the fate of the bus driver. Despite the couple's own actions, and a police investigator's statement that "one can expect a pedestrian walking or running in the road, but to expect a driver to anticipate a pedestrian lying in the road is out of the ordinary" -- a judge felt that "his driving fell below the standard one would reasonably expect of a prudent, competent driver."

The bus driver was fined for careless driving and his license was revoked for six months. Fortunately, his employers consider him an excellent employee, and plan to give him other duties for six months. Relatives of the victims said they were glad the driver had kept his job.

"Does it really matter what these affectionate
people do, so long as they don't do it in the street
and frighten the horses?" -Mrs. Patrick Campbell

OMG.. you have to feel bad for the bus driver.. what a pair of idots

im glad those dumb fucks are dead. imagine if they had kids, the poor job they would have done as parents.

[spicymustard]

imagine if they had kids, the poor job they would have done as parents.

Hay the world needs McDonalds workers too.

those kids wouldnt have made it to mcdonalds, their parents would have made them have sex with each other in the street. mcdonalds is for a higher class of ppl anyway, high school dropouts, not those inbreed dumb wastes of human tissue.

[WilliamsF1]

hehe, in my opinion; with those kinds of genes, coupled with the excessive amounts of alcohol their parents consumed, their kids (if they lived to have them) would be so stupid that they wouldn't even get hired by McDonalds (hell, I don't want somebody to hand me an apple pie every time I try to order a Big Mac). Maybe they'll make it as a drifter... or those blondes that you keep hearing in various jokes.

I feel bad for the bus driver though, that's for sure. He should be awarded for cleaning the gene pool

Originally Posted by WilliamsF1 He should be awarded for cleaning the gene pool

THANK YOU, I agree 100% with that comment. wish there were more bus drivers like that cuz what he did was a service to society.

[Johns]

I wouldve pulled over, put the chick in my car, and headed home while gettin head

[BADMIHAI]

Stop posting shit like that in the "jokes and humour" section!!!