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Old 10-25-2006, 09:04 PM   #1
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good stuff!

some of my fav:
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
Mark Twain

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
Forrest Tucker

"He has no enemies , but is intensely disliked by his friends."
Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend... if you have one."
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one."
Winston Churchill, in response
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