good stuff!
some of my fav:
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
Mark Twain
"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
Forrest Tucker
"He has no enemies , but is intensely disliked by his friends."
Oscar Wilde
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend... if you have one."
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one."
Winston Churchill, in response