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01-30-2007, 05:46 PM
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Takeoff
An airline pilot finishes talking to the passengers just after his plane has taken off and he forgets to turn off the intercom. He says to the co-pilot, "I think I'll go take a shit and then try to fuck that new blonde stewardess." The stewardess hears it and as she goes running up the aisle to tell him the intercom is still on, she trips on the rug and falls on her ass. A little old lady looks down at her and says, "There's no rush, honey. He said he had to take a shit first."
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01-30-2007, 05:51 PM
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/\/\ LOL!
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01-30-2007, 05:52 PM
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I think the old lady misunderstood. You see, the pilot meant he was gonna give the stewardess a Cleveland steamer.
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01-30-2007, 07:04 PM
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LMAO! :roflmao:
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"plus being able call your penis master chief during sex has got to be comical at least once"-gis
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01-30-2007, 09:43 PM
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aaahahahaa .....
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01-30-2007, 10:12 PM
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 Good one.
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