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Old 02-03-2007, 03:19 PM   #16
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I have settled with a particularly difficult vendor before - got no joy with the complaints about service and failed product...

So I paid them.. every thing I owed them... in 100 or so cheques - in very odd amounts varying from 50 cents to about $1.50 or so -

I like to think the very odd numbers like 1.24 and 97c and 74c and 1.33 ect made for a real hassle in the accounting department
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Old 02-03-2007, 03:58 PM   #17
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Originally Posted by r2r


Is this from the same guy that tried to explain the difference between cents and dollars to Verizon!

http://www.consumerist.com/consumer/...nts-220362.php
ahahahahhahaha, do u c the difference...0.002c and .002$, yah, so what's the rate?...plz hold on...
-do u realize the difference between 1$ and 1c
-defintely
-do u realize the diff between 0.5$ and .5c
-yes
-do u realize the diff between .002$ and 0.002c
-no

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

does anyone have this for dl?
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Old 02-03-2007, 04:51 PM   #18
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looooooooool
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Old 02-04-2007, 01:02 AM   #19
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The result is 0.002, the rest is = 0
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Old 02-04-2007, 11:16 AM   #20
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Originally Posted by Max Power
Originally Posted by r2r


Is this from the same guy that tried to explain the difference between cents and dollars to Verizon!

http://www.consumerist.com/consumer/...nts-220362.php
ahahahahhahaha, do u c the difference...0.002c and .002$, yah, so what's the rate?...plz hold on...
-do u realize the difference between 1$ and 1c
-defintely
-do u realize the diff between 0.5$ and .5c
-yes
-do u realize the diff between .002$ and 0.002c
-no

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

does anyone have this for dl?
this is just one of the saddest examples of human stupidity... at one point though where he gets the lady on the phone, you notice how she understands the problem and keeps saying "no there isn't a difference" damn them people can be dumb :wall:
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Old 02-05-2007, 10:34 PM   #21
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Originally Posted by RC45
I have settled with a particularly difficult vendor before - got no joy with the complaints about service and failed product...

So I paid them.. every thing I owed them... in 100 or so cheques - in very odd amounts varying from 50 cents to about $1.50 or so -

I like to think the very odd numbers like 1.24 and 97c and 74c and 1.33 ect made for a real hassle in the accounting department
i once paid for a tank of gas with a pillow sack full of dimes, nickels and pennies equalling to $15 something...my buddy went into to pay, apparently he threw the pillow case on the counter, change flying everywhere with the accompanying words of 'here u go'...then the cashier ran out yelling fuck you...only to receive the reply of, 'no, fuck YOU'...then another time i paid, same guy, for a tank of gas with a 2000 pennies full Smarties Jar...although this one had a lid on it...
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Old 02-05-2007, 11:11 PM   #22
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/\/\ LMAO!
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Old 02-06-2007, 02:47 AM   #23
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ahhhhhhh owning people with money, its a great thing
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Old 02-06-2007, 03:46 AM   #24
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yea, funny stuff. That's pretty old now though. Here's that fellow's site concerning the whole ridiculous issue.

http://verizonmath.blogspot.com/
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Old 02-13-2007, 03:26 AM   #25
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this is really funny
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